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20 most recent comments by horus8 (2121-2140)

Re: Alone by ThoughtfulSoul 27-Nov-02/9:37 PM
lol! i concur.b
Re: biZarro by ErgoErgun 27-Nov-02/11:18 PM
this is the first time in my life i've ever witnessed the total obliteration of a birthday pinata with a nucleur missile. Can i ask you a question? if you are an eighteen year old canadian 'chick' how pray tell would you get your material and opinions to structure this bitter mouthfull? surely not from someone else's opinion? because that would be just poor judgement and cowardly in your haste. since i can bet that they brought an adequate amount of resentment and confusion to the table with their piece to begin with, but with the hopes that it could reveal what enables us to draw false conclusions on situations that we are to immature to understand in our youthfull pride and intolerance. unless of course you strap one on too for pocket cash...then by all means..beat the dead dog back to life.t
Re: Scarred Hopes by Zubster 27-Nov-02/11:22 PM
guess what. you're a fucking pussy.??
Re: anonymous guy by sooz 27-Nov-02/11:29 PM
der bleep dur blip der blooby clit.
your swing was like a tee ball hit.b
Re: late night activities by sooz 27-Nov-02/11:31 PM
here's a mouth guard, so when the smack down comes..you don't bite your tongue off.m
Re: horus8 by sooz 28-Nov-02/12:20 AM
this is your big come back? you apparently have much to learn.. here.. let me help you..it goes swish swish swish and straight out your ass.. my twelve inch cock wearing a zoro mask..i know you're damn mad about your uncle phil, and how he made you swallow his spunky protein swill...it's okay..it'll be alright..even though you're a cum gurgling troglodyte...<horus scratch> shick shick shoe-woe-woe-woe shick..kick it....sitting on my porch counting hundred dollar bills..when up walks this punk that thinks he's got some skills, but lo and be hold..when he tried to bust his cap..he thought of uncle phil and his bumpy wet lap..with sweat on his lip, and no hair on his balls..now the cad is just another dike at niagra falls..but with no dress and with no barrel..what's your encore gonna be? a fucking christmas carol? and the beers go clink clink as the hotties blow kisses, you better back the fuck up, cuz i weild the stankest disses / bitch, your shit is so weak it's destroying your health..that's why you're the kind of fucking hack who needs to vote on herself. b
Re: horus8 by sooz 28-Nov-02/1:41 AM
what i enjoy most about this..the 12 tens..that must of took a couple of phone calls.t
Re: horus8 by sooz 28-Nov-02/12:08 PM
i see p&k got his entire class to vote on this..i'm flattered, unfortunately..there is no hope for any of you...i have my foot on the turkeys neck...don't cry little girl..this will hurt you more than it...prepare.
regarding some deleted poem... 28-Nov-02/12:21 PM
hedwig and the angry inch.8.b
regarding some deleted poem... 28-Nov-02/12:32 PM
change cletus to clitus and digby to dooby...change bowy to BOY! and change that fact that your a woman to...oh ? you can't can you? and your trailor really is a mansion..your a fucking sell_out. loved the poem though.....9.s
Re: horus8 by sooz 28-Nov-02/1:58 PM
i also enjoy being off to the left way up high on the best list...it's the 'best' thing that's ever happened to me...i'll be back later to deliver a speech and pick up my award (not a golden q-tip award, mind you ..but close) i will also be bringing my turntable's and my band to perform my new song called the sooez canal, aka the little vagineer that could....it's going to be a hell of a show! i'm bringing my possie and my homies..i'd like to take a moment to thank everyone here for taking me to "#1 off to the left of the list". i promise i wont let you guys down..peace out.e
regarding some deleted poem... 29-Nov-02/3:23 AM
don't quit your day job.6.
Re: The Nagian, or, Red Be Unread by <~> 29-Nov-02/3:27 AM
don't be stupid man..she knows your not me...and she knows i would never 'intentionally' say that to her...unfortunately mr.fatzeeblesleper was it?...you can go dynamite your own asshole.."in the name of love. what more? in the name of love". dickshiner.0
Re: Scarred Hopes by Zubster 29-Nov-02/3:49 AM
did you tell everyone how yesterday off of your comments, because it was that deprimental? of course not...if you put the two together you could use the piece as a motivational tape for your weekends out on the poat. oops i meant boat.chicky shaw doobie woobie chicky shoe.i
regarding some deleted poem... 29-Nov-02/4:02 AM
it's better than me momm-in-off i guess, i wept...my father was in prison my entire life..we don't talk now...i miss him alot sometimes..especially today..i missed alot of things today, but now i have my own...and i'm going to bed..good night roya...i mean caducus here'a A GOLDEN Q-TIP AWARD FOR EXCELLENCE IN THE FATHER HUGGING CATAGORY ON THIS FINE NOVember DAY. 10!
Re: ode to zzinnia by daniella 29-Nov-02/2:09 PM
she deserves an ode...tell her i got her smoke signals, and i'm reconsidering my strategy..i'll let him go this one last time, and believe you...the eskimo you say..was responsible? huh...figures..okay then i'll whisper the change of orders into my giant wolves ear...he'll make sure my legions get the message up north...i'll send my thunderbird to tell Bachus not to return with the midnight drows of karmeikos....oh well, i was looking forward to destroying things with them again. We still have the nanook to focus the power on?! chilly willy's cousin you say? now..MINIONS! ABOUT FACE...WE HAVE A NEW AGENDA MEN...PAy ATTENTION WE'RE GONNA.......Find my black dragon. and bring my displacer beasts.
Re: Few Words by Tom Colebrooke 29-Nov-02/3:49 PM
what..how this is ode to nothing.
Re: unlucky by rosiebailey 29-Nov-02/3:49 PM
voltaire.
Re: Homemade Greetings by jessicazee 29-Nov-02/3:50 PM
Golden Q-tip award un shouted..10.
Re: A certain kind of misanthropy. by Plasticgirlwithgun 30-Nov-02/2:23 PM
little tommy shookiedoo was a hell of a polo player he would score and clinch it in the third chucker. his daddy rewarded him with plastic for his date later on with susie vonschnickleheimer. they were in love.they had plastic..things were perfectly rotten..in a accurately horrifying way...yes..yes.l


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