| Re: Wave to the starving children Miss Denmark. by horus8 |
25-Nov-02/2:04 AM |
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Very clever! 8 for your troubles, sir!
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| Re: a comment on Surreal... by Yardbird |
25-Nov-02/2:01 AM |
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I don't like monkeys either. They smell.
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| Re: a comment on A load of bollocks - literally!!! by Yardbird |
25-Nov-02/1:57 AM |
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Read 'The Madness of King Yardbird' by -=Dark Angel=-, it's the biggest laugh I've had in ages!
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| Re: a comment on A load of bollocks - literally!!! by Yardbird |
25-Nov-02/1:11 AM |
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| Re: a comment on A load of bollocks - literally!!! by Yardbird |
24-Nov-02/1:00 PM |
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Relax, stay calm, don't get paranoid - it's not a reference to any of your submissions...
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| Re: a comment on A load of bollocks - literally!!! by Yardbird |
24-Nov-02/12:56 PM |
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Apparently so. They also have a law against midget-hurling, so I unfortunately can't give it a try (hope this clears that up, Baba Yaga!)...
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| Re: a comment on Sod this! This poem can't rhyme for toffee... by Yardbird |
23-Nov-02/11:12 AM |
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Curses! Foiled again! And I would have got away with it too, if it hadn't been for you pesky snooping kids...
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| Re: a comment on Damn you, Mary Poppins... by Yardbird |
23-Nov-02/10:49 AM |
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Calig? Damn! Take note, peeps - it should be spelt SUPERCALIFRAGILISTICEXPIALIDOCIOUS. Sorry about that! Oh, and don't worry, Horus8, 'cos I hate that film too (Julie Andrews is too perky and optimistic to be a real person - she's probably a martian brain-eater...).
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| Re: a comment on Damn you, Mary Poppins... by Yardbird |
22-Nov-02/6:03 AM |
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If you say it loud enough, you'll always sound precocious...
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| Re: Gilded Stumps of Olde (AN STORY THAT IS NOT AN POEME) by -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. |
22-Nov-02/5:36 AM |
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Fair to middling, with typos galore. 4, and see this as generosity, seeing as this beats your usual prattle.
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| Re: Child of my Buttocks by -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. |
22-Nov-02/5:34 AM |
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Fairly good, if overblown and contrived in places. 5.
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| Re: a comment on Ten solid facts about -=Dark Angel=-, by his biggest palm frond, me. by horus8 |
22-Nov-02/5:33 AM |
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Sweet. I, er, wish you two the best of luck (?!?!?!). I don't know what you see in his poems, though - to me they're an affront to humanity.
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| Re: a comment on Ten solid facts about -=Dark Angel=-, by his biggest palm frond, me. by horus8 |
22-Nov-02/2:14 AM |
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Actually, this IS kind of funny, but I'm just perturbed by someone displaying an obsession for that wanker...
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| Re: a comment on boy girl by little_angel_maria |
22-Nov-02/2:12 AM |
Ah, yes, the perennial favourite - criticise someone else's comments because you've run out of comebacks. Oh, dear...
You evidently have a weak mind, partly due to the inane, juvenile scrawls you insist on polluting this site with, and partly because of the lack of charm, charisma, wit, even personality in your childish retort. Either this is just a facade, in which case you have a great future in comedy, or you really are the pathetic, mindless, bigoted simpleton your 'work' suggests. I'm going with the latter, and I pity you. No, seriously.
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| Re: a comment on Football by Tom Colebrooke |
21-Nov-02/5:53 AM |
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| Re: a comment on boy girl by little_angel_maria |
21-Nov-02/4:57 AM |
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Here's a good'un - what do you call an illiterate moron with the flair, wit and charisma of goat's piss? If nobody answered "Dark Angel" to that one I'd be much surprised...
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| Re: a comment on boy girl by little_angel_maria |
21-Nov-02/4:54 AM |
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| Re: a comment on boy girl by little_angel_maria |
21-Nov-02/4:54 AM |
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Egad! And I thought mine was small! The mind truly boggles...
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| Re: a comment on I'm a homicidal kind of guy (spoof of every 'down-home' song you've ever heard) by Yardbird |
21-Nov-02/4:51 AM |
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You know your classics! Fan-bloody-tastic!!!! :)
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| Re: a comment on boy girl by little_angel_maria |
21-Nov-02/2:45 AM |
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Oh, dear, it seems we are now dealing with the tired, juvenile routine of 'I know you are, you said you are, so what am I?'. If your pathetic attempts to subdue me weren't so weak and downright irritating (I've seen five-year-olds do better), they'd be almost (ALMOST, mind) funny. Good day to you, sir and take comfort in the fact that at least your life can only improve from this point on, 'cos I can't imagine how it could get any worse...
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