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Please don't try to deracist -=Dark_Angel=-,P.I. When somebody says "I hate Negroes", do you reply "Well, you probably only hate crack dealers, the unemployed, and consumerist wanna-bes" or do you just kick them swiftly in the ear?

Feely isn't a quote, it's a coinage. If you had to quote-mark and reference coinages you'd never make it through a sentence. You're just bummed because everybody knew it and you didn't. Don't be. People who've read Brave New World are gay.

Genuine totally angle-less question: Do you believe the dress and behavior of transvestites reflects the reality of your womanhood or femininity? In other words, do you think transvestites are imitating you? If not, are they imitating any actual woman you know? If not, who do you think they're imitating? Angle version: If you answered yes to the above, are you or any of your friends a middle-aged trophy wife prone to wearing either sequins, cellophane, or both at the same time?

If I may make a suggestion: I don't usually have an 'angle' in mind whilst talking to you. If I ever do, I'm unable to stop myself from revealing it in a totally premature and obvious way. However, your worrying about what my angle is often makes you say ludicrous nonsensical things, which is why I usually make fun of you. You see? If I may make another suggestion: The answer to this conversation should be "I prefer a man who I THINK is smarter than me." Your constant failure to distinguish between your ideas about something and the reality of it (similar or not) is another of the reasons why I make fun of you, and the one thing I'd like to teach you before I die. I consider myself an astonishingly smart person, but I almost never make that mistake.

To be racist against cockneys is like being racist against Missourians. You are racist against the predominant race of cockneys.

Maybe so, but I meant a compliment. It’s an honor to be imitated by someone, even if only for an attribute I was born with, and did not earn. My only complaint is that some of them are so good at their craft that I feel jealous.

Alright, if it's in a book or a movie, then its ok to use anywhere, unquoted, unreferenced, uncapitalized and uncouth?

No, but I'll try it. They might come clearer babblefished via Arabic. Yes, you said that in your most recent stupor, but on 29-Oct-05/7:08 PM when you were 26 and slightly drunk, I assumed you implied the opposite. And being drunk myself, which is the only way to be when answering such guff, I fixated on it. Silly me.

You must have been sorely disappointed when you found out what the BJ in BJU really stood for. You set'em up, I knock'em down.

It's addictive isn't it?

I am a racist, it's true. I used to think I was just a classist, because I hate poor people and think they are mostly a load of thickies. Then I realised that being classist is, de facto, being racist, because it's racist against Cockneys :(

Illustration and commercial art. My economics teacher and my family economics basically screwed my chances of getting into any decent college. Otherwise I probably would have taken some psychology classes and became a teacher or criminal profiler as both seem to require simular skills nowadays.

Apparently you also read grammatically incorrectly.

Aspire en mi lollipop.

What kind of school and what kind of art?

Odd, didn't I just say I assume I'm SMARTER than people I don't understand? Are you babelfishing my comments again?

Let me guess. You were the transvestite.