zodiac
on Lent Begins by jessicazee
17 Feb 2005, 4:34 AM
This was better before.
You're finally in those flattering shoes.
No, wait, that's just some random assumption and about as groundless as your aboveposted comment.
LOL. al-naafiysh is black. Does she have to marry a Chinaman?
Q: Do you think God reads your poems?
Q2: Do you think God pays more attention to your poems than he does to, say, the Sri Lankan praying 'O God please whatever you do don't send a tidal wave anytime soon, see I just bought this new car and it's a Hyundai with leather interior standard etc etc etc'?
Q3: You're a Christian. I know this isn't a question. If you just admitted you were a Christian, you'd be happier maybe, but probably not.
Q4: Dear me, your 8 months on poemranker have put you on the side of
- preaching
- didacticism
- illogics forcibly repeated in the face of uncomfortable reason
- telling not showing
- flagrant cronyism
- affirmative action
- racists
- misspelling
- more illogic
- and God.
Are you George W. Bush?
I loathe the way you can't call a spade a spade anymore without being labelled a racist. I mean honestly! some people have genetic charecteristics which make them more attractive to others. I find most old women minging, fat and messy, does this make me ageist? or just driven by a Darwinian force to conjugate with those who I feel will produce the best carriers of my immensely pure seed. Would you genuinely do a golly who looked like Rick Waller if he would listen to your incessant emissions? No, you just want some clique deaf man who nods along when you discuss your inner anguish over your latest triumphant piece of parping.
:HEH: very cute. :)
I'll give fifty cents for the scenery and because most of tha ants are sick.
Oh, would you please, grovel, grovel, grovel.
And finally, in the death throes, lololol.
Don't give up the fight! As a very young child, I was unable to wipe my bum. Grown ups had to do it for me. But I kept at it, and one day I managed to do it all on my own, with only a 15% residue! Knowing you're plastered in shit is the first step on the road to becoming less plastered in shit. And you never know: maybe in a year or two you'll be able to wipe your own bum just like me! Now that's a cause worth fighting for if ever I saw one.
Kindly stow it.
Dear me, I've never read anything quite so tenuous in all my life. The last, desperate struggles of closet racist lashing out at those noble enough to expose her for what she is: a deluded sham living in a homemade maturity cocoon. We'll leave her now, lest we be caught in the crossfire -- the death throes of a crumbling regime are every bit as savage as they are indiscriminate.
If you grovel for me, I'll tell you where god lives.
So that you might send him a more refined query.
Yes JZ. Cruise control.
Kooky.
Thank's very much.....I try.....I loved you poem..Peace out Lindsey...
Howdy, D. Nice beat here. A serious answer to your question of why I left: I think my poetry sucks. No kidding. I'm just not measuring up to what I expect of myself. And now back to our regularly scheduled silliness:
I left because, in high school, I didn't get the safety program that went:
Bill got mixed up with the wrong internet crowd.
He wants to try poetry.
Careful, Bill, it's difficult.
No, Bill, you can't spondee! You'll hurt yourself!
Too bad for Bill.
No, I get the one: Bill wants to try Rachmaninoff.
Ok. I didn't get that one, but I did get the one that goes:
Bill wants to try Air-traffic-control.
Well, you can see where that led to.
Thats a hardcore poem baby!!!Are you really this depressed and if so why?It makes me sad to think how lonely you must be!Thank you very much for voting and reading my poem and your poem was very good also,your rhyming skills very good!!
Your Friend,Peekster!!
lol. But just this morning you said that people of your own race appeal to you more than people of other races. Here you directly contradict Robins-of-your-race and just a few hours ago you were calling Alonby all sorts of vile names. If this is the affection you bestow towared your own kind, I feel flattered to have recieved several recent comments from you containing only a few vile or demeaning slams. I think you'd better get your racism act together.
There was an old man from Dunfirth
Who had quite extraordinary girth
He lodged his fat wiener
Inside poor Dovina
And stretched her from Kildare to Perth!