Help | About | Suggestions | Alms | Chat [0] | Users [0] | Log In | Join
 Search:
Poem: Submit | Random | Best | Worst | Recent | Comments   

The Gentleman (Free verse) by -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I.
A man who is an Gentleman Takes good care of his Shoes. He wipes them with an Shoe-horne! While readeth he the News. And kind he is to Peasantfolks, And weareth he a shining Cloak, And from a Handsome Pipe he smokes, As should an Gentleman! A man who is an Gentleman Sings boist'rously in Church. He claps his hands and glares at those Who would his name besmirch. And 'pon his potty heaves and strains, And soils his pants with ugly stains, And to his Butler then complains, As should an Gentleman! A man who is an Gentleman Is arrogant and proud. He'd beat a felon about the pate For being well endowed. And haughtily he dons his cape, And rides to towne upon a crepe, And findeth he an girl to rape, As should an Gentleman! A man who is an Gentleman Is wise beyond his years. He'll tell you of his Noble Deeds Reducing you to tears. And then he'll speak in kindly tones, And you'll succumb with grunts and moans, And he'll rejoice whilst you he bones, As should an Gentleman!

Back to poem details

xxx68.164.242.1510May 31, 2005 8:32 AM PDT
edpeterson68.79.203.22010March 1, 2005 12:28 PM PST
zodiac152.18.33.19310April 26, 2004 2:07 PM PDT
Anonymous66.167.204.21910November 20, 2003 1:08 PM PST
sixtoedwonder68.165.174.18710November 17, 2003 2:32 PM PST
fatmansinging68.165.174.18710November 17, 2003 2:18 PM PST
newagepoet200068.165.174.18710November 17, 2003 2:01 PM PST
Jill Stockinger68.165.174.18710November 17, 2003 1:45 PM PST
Anonymous62.219.65.9210October 30, 2003 7:24 AM PST
Anonymous212.179.222.5210October 29, 2003 9:48 AM PST
Anonymous207.188.97.90October 24, 2003 11:07 AM PDT
Anonymous81.218.180.810October 24, 2003 3:50 AM PDT
Anonymous82.80.36.5110October 23, 2003 8:17 AM PDT
Anonymous81.218.182.3210October 22, 2003 1:49 PM PDT
horus824.126.113.1540October 22, 2003 10:24 AM PDT
Anonymous81.218.117.13710October 22, 2003 8:07 AM PDT
Anonymous131.111.8.9610October 22, 2003 1:55 AM PDT
Anonymous81.218.180.3410October 21, 2003 2:39 PM PDT
Anonymous81.218.181.310October 21, 2003 11:12 AM PDT
Anonymous171.75.97.2020October 19, 2003 8:47 PM PDT
Anonymous205.188.209.140October 12, 2003 10:04 AM PDT
Anonymous212.179.245.4510October 9, 2003 8:13 AM PDT
thavimatola209.94.133.1434September 28, 2003 10:14 PM PDT
Anonymous209.68.66.1879September 25, 2003 6:43 AM PDT
ho_hum129.169.158.5010September 25, 2003 2:57 AM PDT
Anonymous205.188.209.70September 24, 2003 12:53 AM PDT
Anonymous209.234.157.1060September 20, 2003 9:49 PM PDT
TheVoiceless216.248.118.21210September 13, 2003 4:53 PM PDT
suprembeaner24.126.113.15410September 13, 2003 4:25 AM PDT
Anonymous64.12.96.2370September 12, 2003 1:47 PM PDT
Anonymous64.12.96.460September 11, 2003 6:44 PM PDT
Anonymous207.38.251.1080September 11, 2003 4:17 PM PDT
Anonymous152.163.252.1640September 10, 2003 10:16 PM PDT
Anonymous147.226.5.40September 10, 2003 2:53 PM PDT
Moniquesuvee24.55.116.693September 8, 2003 1:33 PM PDT
tadpole24.55.116.694September 8, 2003 1:16 PM PDT
Anonymous195.92.67.7510September 8, 2003 7:04 AM PDT
Anonymous64.252.73.8510September 7, 2003 1:32 PM PDT
Anonymous64.252.73.12410September 7, 2003 1:32 PM PDT
Anonymous64.252.76.20010September 7, 2003 1:31 PM PDT
Anonymous64.252.81.6210September 7, 2003 1:26 PM PDT
Anonymous64.252.64.12410September 7, 2003 1:25 PM PDT
Anonymous64.252.80.20410September 7, 2003 1:24 PM PDT
Anonymous64.252.77.9410September 7, 2003 1:23 PM PDT
Anonymous64.252.65.10710September 7, 2003 1:21 PM PDT
Anonymous64.252.81.9910September 7, 2003 1:14 PM PDT
Anonymous64.252.64.17710September 7, 2003 1:14 PM PDT
Anonymous64.252.65.10410September 7, 2003 1:13 PM PDT
Anonymous64.252.71.910September 7, 2003 1:13 PM PDT
Anonymous64.252.68.13110September 7, 2003 1:13 PM PDT
Anonymous67.119.236.940August 1, 2003 12:40 PM PDT
Anonymous212.179.244.4710July 30, 2003 8:10 AM PDT
Anonymous195.157.153.2530July 23, 2003 1:47 AM PDT
Druid_Girl_1984209.214.109.18210July 22, 2003 3:47 PM PDT
Anonymous12.150.228.22510July 18, 2003 1:53 AM PDT
Anonymous162.83.167.1580May 26, 2003 4:17 PM PDT
Anonymous81.86.208.928May 26, 2003 12:37 PM PDT
Anonymous24.167.125.2040May 25, 2003 5:00 PM PDT
Anonymous67.73.182.6210May 25, 2003 2:05 PM PDT
Anonymous67.73.182.970May 25, 2003 1:16 PM PDT
Anonymous67.73.182.800May 24, 2003 2:48 PM PDT
Anonymous63.237.171.1038May 19, 2003 5:52 PM PDT
Yardbird212.219.142.1610May 19, 2003 6:30 AM PDT
beakism81.86.235.3910May 19, 2003 12:49 AM PDT
Anonymous162.83.130.2447May 18, 2003 3:47 PM PDT
Felzpoet68.194.177.306May 18, 2003 2:51 PM PDT
Anonymous81.86.235.3910May 18, 2003 1:32 PM PDT
colndodg68.7.10.2008May 15, 2003 4:44 PM PDT
psikosis66.41.25.707May 9, 2003 10:40 AM PDT
nolan65.93.27.960May 3, 2003 10:25 PM PDT
Anonymous209.179.137.1450April 28, 2003 10:15 AM PDT
lunar195.92.67.757April 19, 2003 5:19 AM PDT
Anonymous134.225.1.1650April 16, 2003 8:12 AM PDT
cleverdevice81.135.92.2019April 11, 2003 12:46 PM PDT
Mr Pig62.105.88.1010April 11, 2003 9:05 AM PDT
bondjedi12.228.21.9310April 8, 2003 1:43 PM PDT
lynnstratton12.250.19.776March 30, 2003 9:36 AM PST
Anonymous128.216.1.57March 28, 2003 8:36 PM PST
Caducus195.92.194.156March 28, 2003 2:52 PM PST
daniella200.68.201.348March 28, 2003 6:54 AM PST
Stephen Robins213.253.24.10110March 28, 2003 6:25 AM PST
Anonymous202.128.19.41March 28, 2003 4:48 AM PST
Revekka12.253.40.2407March 27, 2003 6:12 PM PST
mick177668.70.157.379March 26, 2003 4:30 PM PST
evergreen63.188.113.316March 22, 2003 7:51 PM PST
Starsigh213.122.77.13710March 18, 2003 6:24 PM PST
Anonymous212.179.211.18110March 18, 2003 2:58 AM PST
Bill Z Bub24.112.224.2326March 15, 2003 10:42 PM PST
spank me baby yeah195.92.194.187March 15, 2003 10:32 AM PST
Mr Pig (again)195.92.194.180March 15, 2003 10:30 AM PST
Anonymous212.179.194.18410March 14, 2003 12:14 PM PST
Anonymous62.219.116.7210March 14, 2003 12:14 PM PST
Anonymous81.218.99.15410March 14, 2003 12:13 PM PST
Anonymous212.179.230.9010March 14, 2003 12:12 PM PST
Anonymous81.218.108.23110March 14, 2003 12:10 PM PST
Anonymous130.111.0.420March 13, 2003 9:41 AM PST
<~>67.87.76.321March 12, 2003 7:40 PM PST
Anonymous12.229.220.1558March 11, 2003 11:58 PM PST
Anonymous152.163.188.2280March 11, 2003 6:40 PM PST
wLeBlanc IIIw198.81.26.1679March 10, 2003 7:25 PM PST
Enki202.94.86.389March 3, 2003 4:06 PM PST
Anonymous81.218.116.5910February 22, 2003 1:36 AM PST
razorgrin192.197.142.1228February 18, 2003 10:32 AM PST
keatsImnot193.117.108.6610February 18, 2003 2:36 AM PST
INTRANSIT166.72.241.18610February 17, 2003 5:13 PM PST
Ranger213.1.45.149February 17, 2003 12:05 PM PST
Anonymous216.148.213.1955February 17, 2003 12:03 PM PST



Track and Plan your submissions ; Read some Comics ; Get Paid for your Poetry
PoemRanker Copyright © 2001 - 2024 - kaolin fire - All Rights Reserved
All poems Copyright © their respective authors
An internet tradition since June 9, 2001