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Armageddon (I Am Mr. America) (Free verse) by SupremeDreamer
-- "reject" Thats what you called me as you snickered and sneered convinced that your words were russian nukes turning my world to dust. Dirty commie bastard, I am Mr. America. Didn't the KGB tell you that I have star war satellites with laser guns powerfull enough to evaporate your premature ejaculation? This trailer park persona of mine is dull, and unsophisticated, indeed. -S-O- -W-H-A-T-? My fingers still know how to pull the trigger. And my aim is perfect. So, you see, shooting squirrels all day yields more than just a hillbilly snack. Uncle Sam loves me for it despite the fact that im a rebel who won't take orders. Fuck Armageddon. I'll be sleeping under the pine tree on judgement day.

Up the ladder: Three Brothers
Down the ladder: Diary

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Posted: September 12, 2003 3:50 AM PDT; Last modified: September 12, 2003 3:50 AM PDT
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[n/a] SupremeDreamer @ | 12-Sep-03/4:05 AM | Reply
Jesus wont forgive me
and if he does
ill shoot him
and eat his holy flesh
after i marinate it
in green sushi salsa

I couldnt give a shit either way.

[9] http://mulberryfairy @ | 12-Sep-03/10:21 AM | Reply
Quite enjoyable.
[n/a] SupremeDreamer @ > http://mulberryfairy | 12-Sep-03/4:44 PM | Reply
judgement day has been a big topic lately.. and i figured that folks need a more "offensive" perspective on it.

im pissed, i am a cannibal.. want to have some jesus with me?

i dont serve wine.. i serve blood
fresh and warm straight from
the source of divinity.

-evil grin-
Yes, I quite agree that it is time for a different kind of judgment day poem. However, no thanks about the "communion" -I've been a vegetarian for more than 10 years- Jesus' rich meat might upset my stomach.
[n/a] SupremeDreamer @ > http://mulberryfairy | 12-Sep-03/6:51 PM | Reply
i drowned him in green sushi salsa, and my stomach still wants me to puke.

i continue to digest him anyway. But, you shouldnt torture yourself. Hey, like the sinners saloon? joe-joe inspired me.
[7] deleted user @ | 12-Sep-03/12:44 PM | Reply

and Jesus forgives you.
[n/a] SupremeDreamer @ > deleted user | 12-Sep-03/4:39 PM | Reply
Jesus tastes good.. he only needed a spice crazed chef like me to give him some "kick"

EAT ME. haha.
[n/a] SupremeDreamer @ > deleted user | 12-Sep-03/5:58 PM | Reply

divinity always comes in THREE BITCH

[9] Joe-joe @ | 12-Sep-03/4:18 PM | Reply

I liked this! Is this guy a private in the army who comes from West Virginia? Best fucking killers are always rebels. They've got the most balls and instinctively know when to strike their prey. Thier a bitch to control and manage, but they get the fucking job done! "You see shooting squirrels......" is a great fucking verse! Nice Job -9-
[n/a] SupremeDreamer @ > Joe-joe | 12-Sep-03/4:46 PM | Reply
no, he is a meth addict from california.. and he would never join the army. :) But i kill for free, aslong as uncle sam doesnt get in my fucking way.
[10] suprembeaner @ | 13-Sep-03/5:19 PM | Reply
we are the knights who say kni.
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