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Robe Lowe, Me and Icecream (Free verse) by RO-B-LOWE ME PLEASE
Fellating Robe Lowe is like eating a Hot Bowl of Icecream
Or so it seems
Making out with Rob Lowe is probably lots of fun as well
That sort of fun they do not sell
Licking an icecream cone under a shady tree
With Rob Lowe
Is probably a magical experience
On a hot summer day
He's from the South you know
The south may never rise again
But my towering erection may very well
And by erection I mean a tower made of bricks
Not the other thing
That's disgusting
I'm not gay
Anyway the erection is made of bricks
And at the base is a flame that burns forever
Rob Lowe isn't just unbelievably good looking
He's also very intelligent
And I bet that if he read my poems/fanfic
He's think I was really cool
And beg to be my friend
Rock over London
Rock on Chicago
Wheaties - breakfast of champions
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Arithmetic Mean: 4.6
Weighted score: 4.9523187
Overall Rank: 8949
Posted: August 26, 2003 7:14 PM PDT; Last modified: August 26, 2003 7:14 PM PDT
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