Fellating Robe Lowe is like eating a Hot Bowl of Icecream Or so it seems Making out with Rob Lowe is probably lots of fun as well That sort of fun they do not sell Licking an icecream cone under a shady tree With Rob Lowe Is probably a magical experience On a hot summer day He's from the South you know The south may never rise again But my towering erection may very well And by erection I mean a tower made of bricks Not the other thing That's disgusting I'm not gay Anyway the erection is made of bricks And at the base is a flame that burns forever Rob Lowe isn't just unbelievably good looking He's also very intelligent And I bet that if he read my poems/fanfic He's think I was really cool And beg to be my friend Rock over London Rock on Chicago Wheaties - breakfast of champions