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The Bunny, The Wench, and The Troll (Free verse) by Billy Fights
An angry voice did cry out
Screaming Jason where are you?
With groggy head, I rose from my bed
Yelling what the fuck is the matter with you?
Can't you see I'm trying to get some sleep?
Then the Wench did cackle and cry
You mocked me, so die, boy die
I brought the mighty Troll with I
Dashed I did, to strap on my furry armor
Battle ready in less than a sec,
I was out in a tick
Where I they did mock
And lay fault and blame
Upon yours truly's good name
When they had said their bit
I forced them each to admit
That they were both stupid twits
Calling them liars to their faces
I quickky put them both through there paces
Soon enough, they knew
They couldn't be the bunny by wit
So they figured they'd pummel it
Challenge myself rightly that Troll did
He told me to pick a time and a place,
So when I picked both
He said that place is not fair
I will not do battle in the Dragon's Lair
So then I said then you pick the place
But let me change the day
He said fine we can wait
But not upon that date
If you apologize, My temper might abate
So I apologized for speaking of the Wench
(At least within her earshot)
But I adamantly refused to take the words back
After all it has been awhile since they left my mouth
So the Troll did drool on and try and say
Your tongue make promises you can't keep
I'll find you in the dark, and eat your whiny heart
To this I simply did reply
You thought that you'd scare me into saying sorry
When I didn't back down you found fault
With with our battle ground
Then with the time and now you run
Making it sound as if another victory you have won
When in fact you have cowered and been a coward
Speak not of me and fear
When you are the one with a yellow belly here
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Arithmetic Mean: 8.727273
Weighted score: 6.8636365
Overall Rank: 288
Posted: August 8, 2003 12:15 PM PDT; Last modified: August 8, 2003 12:15 PM PDT
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