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The Bunny, The Wench, and The Troll (Free verse) by Billy Fights
An angry voice did cry out Screaming Jason where are you? With groggy head, I rose from my bed Yelling what the fuck is the matter with you? Can't you see I'm trying to get some sleep? Then the Wench did cackle and cry You mocked me, so die, boy die I brought the mighty Troll with I Dashed I did, to strap on my furry armor Battle ready in less than a sec, I was out in a tick Where I they did mock And lay fault and blame Upon yours truly's good name When they had said their bit I forced them each to admit That they were both stupid twits Calling them liars to their faces I quickky put them both through there paces Soon enough, they knew They couldn't be the bunny by wit So they figured they'd pummel it Challenge myself rightly that Troll did He told me to pick a time and a place, So when I picked both He said that place is not fair I will not do battle in the Dragon's Lair So then I said then you pick the place But let me change the day He said fine we can wait But not upon that date If you apologize, My temper might abate So I apologized for speaking of the Wench (At least within her earshot) But I adamantly refused to take the words back After all it has been awhile since they left my mouth So the Troll did drool on and try and say Your tongue make promises you can't keep I'll find you in the dark, and eat your whiny heart To this I simply did reply You thought that you'd scare me into saying sorry When I didn't back down you found fault With with our battle ground Then with the time and now you run Making it sound as if another victory you have won When in fact you have cowered and been a coward Speak not of me and fear When you are the one with a yellow belly here

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