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Cancer (Lyric) by Twiggy

Member since 2003 · Posted 26 Jun 2003 · 5 comments

I noticed from my dirty phlem How if it weren't for the hacking cough The world would be just a hocked loogie And everyday would be my Cancer boogie I try to escape all of the nurses Each second, no different on this respirator Looking for some way to blow up churches Bored with the way my iron lung lurches (Chorus in pediatrics) Can you Cancer me into the bike lane Cancer me away from my ailing migrain Please Cancer me away, Cancer me somewhere safe So I can escape my life with you, Leif (Garret) So long, how I miss my days in Chemo Desperate to find a different thing on Tivo Something to help me hock a colorful loogie Just to taste another lung chunk & Cancer boogie (Chorus in Geriatrics) Don't kill me, and just sit there And fall in love with bad health care It's too hard to not see them stare As I gravity bong through my tubed air (Chorus in an intesive care unit then flatline)

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[10] SupremeDreamer 26-Jun-03/9:15 PM Reply

lmao.

[n/a] horus8 27-Jun-03/11:40 AM Reply

We should do a whole show using these parodys, a mel brooking tribute to the "It's all good" and "Whatever" generation of American teen fucklings. Complete with exploding puppy poop and Gameboys.

[n/a] deleted user 2-Oct-03/5:57 PM Reply

Don't kill me, and just sit there
And fall in love with bad health care
It's too hard to not see them stare
As I gravity bong through my tubed air

What is this? Er..nice close? Maybe try again, I'm sure you'll be writing poetry in no time! I have faith in you! Just keep your head up okay? I know rhyming is hard. ;) *Hugs*

[n/a] horus8 › deleted user 2-Oct-03/7:09 PM Reply

It's a parody you twit. Of Miggy's poem "Dancer". Any time you see a (parenthesied) or by "some fake name" in my poetry? It's because thay are parodies of other people's poetry. If you read them up next to one another it's really quite amusing.

[3] FreeFormFixation 29-Jul-08/2:20 AM Reply

lame (no pun intended)