I noticed from my dirty phlem How if it weren't for the hacking cough The world would be just a hocked loogie And everyday would be my Cancer boogie I try to escape all of the nurses Each second, no different on this respirator Looking for some way to blow up churches Bored with the way my iron lung lurches (Chorus in pediatrics) Can you Cancer me into the bike lane Cancer me away from my ailing migrain Please Cancer me away, Cancer me somewhere safe So I can escape my life with you, Leif (Garret) So long, how I miss my days in Chemo Desperate to find a different thing on Tivo Something to help me hock a colorful loogie Just to taste another lung chunk & Cancer boogie (Chorus in Geriatrics) Don't kill me, and just sit there And fall in love with bad health care It's too hard to not see them stare As I gravity bong through my tubed air (Chorus in an intesive care unit then flatline)