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My pimp's ceiling fan (Limerick) by Shardik An Angel with poor circulation.
Ponders his wheel chair's dimensions.
Please do not retire.
Your chariot's fire.
In front of my intersection.
As his friend's in the 'art' crowd applaud.
Since, gay man all want a hot rod.
Did you think I was faking?
With the threats I was making?
You were never Goth, you were Mod.
Up the ladder:
The Limerick of Dave
Down the ladder:
mine own battle:
Votes: (green: user, blue: anonymous)
Arithmetic Mean: 4.0
Posted: March 9, 2003 6:40 PM PST; Last modified: March 9, 2003 6:40 PM PSTWeighted score: 4.0179863 Overall Rank: 13363 Comments:
Can't you see that I am busy writing and posting poetry? Last time I checked that's what this forum was created for, and not for beaver sounding retards to insult poets. Here is a number 1-900-shoo, I am sure that they will talk to you. Maybe for $2.99/min but at least they will be willing to listen to you.
God your a sick Beast lover! Whats the matter? You hate Gang Box? I think you need to get your ears tested. True I'll admit that J.B.H. isn't gonna be bumpin' out my stereo but Its not so bad as Animal rape(which I'm sure you order enough dvds of to tell the difference).
P.S. If your going to do a 1-900- number make sure it has at least 7 letters or digits after it. As for the busy writing poetry bit? All I got to say How did you get those little wings?
you just smoked yourself retarded.
Once again confusing and I can feel my brain going into the redline so before it explodes -9-
Appallingly unamusing and badly rhymed too.
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gang raped."
Now that is a sound that i'm sure you hear often. Nice metaphor much more believable then say an "evil curved breast".
Could i sound like Sophia loren getting gangraped by the golden girls next time? God i sure hope so. THankyou! Yor constant flattery is making me blush kind sir. An iq of 54? I don't recall my website disclosing that most sought after of misconceptions(i actually have no iq, truly, just a void) I really had no idea i was setting out to try to impress you, by what? saying you suck? Yes, that must of gave you the idea. Must I shoo> Can't i just whisper once more real sweet..........furke you?