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Little Johnie's Jihad (Lyric) by <{Baba^Yaga}> It's 2 AM in the morning
and Mazeree~Sheriff is on fire
And, what with no forewarning?
Was this your desire Johnny Walker!?
So, Excuse me Mr. alquaeda,
but please don't shave my beard
Mr. Hubbard sent me into the desert
until I'm clear
It's 3 AM in the morning
in John Ashcroft's study
He swears that he saw this coming
While he fondles his silly putty
So, excuse me Mr. Spielburghenstein,
but I dont believe in Jaws
Could you pass me some more of your popcorn
until he's gone?
Little Johnie,
it's little Johnie's jihad,
he wrote a fatwah,
He needs a jihad
Little Johnny is uptight man
he needs a jihad
It's 4 AM in the morning,
and the Taliban are hiding
The CIA is searching
As we carpet-bomb their poppies
So, excuse me Mr. Bin Laden,
but could you show me to your cave
Cuz the bunker busters just keep on falling
Let me in and I'll be your favorite slave
Excuse me Mr. Bin Laden,
but you've been, naughty
and kind-of, obsolete
Little Johnie,
it's little Johnie's jihad,
he wrote a fatwah,
He needs a jihad
Little Johnny is uptight man
he needs a jihad
It's 5 AM in the morning
So, excuse me Mr. Bush,
but could you set my passport straight
My father came out of the closet
And, I can barely masturbate
Excuse me Mr. Bush,
don't let the evildoers pro-
create, i can't be late
i gotta date
Cuz, it's Little Johnie,
it's little Johnie's jihad,
he wrote a fatwah,
He needs a jihad
Little Johnny is uptight man
he needs a jihad
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Posted: December 24, 2002 3:38 PM PST; Last modified: December 24, 2002 3:41 PM PSTWeighted score: 5.853925 Overall Rank: 1550 Comments:
Yours rocks as well, sir.
and joe strummer's dead, so there's no more rockin' the casbah.
fuckit. merry jihad, h. xo, z
yeah. bummer. would you like to hear one of his last radio shows? i can email the address to radio stations archive to you..it was a cool show..you'd like it. merry jihad z.sweetie b good and careful..watch out for slot machines and gin tables. <3h.o
yeah, i'd love to. send it to me.
as for slots--i stay away from that den of iniquity...at least i have so far today.
no thanks.i
Lolipop you've outdone yourself..here's a 5 for you, Fellini and a porn-star midget named Bridgett......
don't you have some more inaccurate haikus to create? sundae~puddle? Kunt.
Hey -
good for you, brother...I read the little comments last night while waiting in drunk tears for Santa Clause...I don't think he came, but I did, and then past out... Merry hey day...
they 'man' called and said the telescope with galaxy finding software and the remote controled stealth fighter i bought for my son will be late to arrive (i was looking forward to teaching him how to use them wink wink) ah well there's always the spinach dip and new castle... STIPEND AHOY! OFF THE REARADMIRALS BOW.
An excellent and thought-provoking piece. Poor Little Johnny; poor brainwashed Little Johnny. Should someone tell him his seven virgins were all fucked by Bin Laden? And that Allah is really pissed. Not enough body bags filled with the bloody remains of innocent Jewish children. Allah Akbar indeed! A nine by my reckoning.
i'm convinced that it's all the rockin they do while reading accompanied by all of that inverted sexual frustration and cave smoking at high altitudes. see, that's just unhealthy living, bad for the skin.
The only thing that saves this ditty is that it is a lyric. That is the only excuse for it. And in the perspective it is fine, but is it fine enough for Cake?
that depends on whether it's being played acoustic in taos, or full electric on sunset blvd. i think they would enjoy the bush sound bytes we included in the song...and the electricution of my friend in the end..did you listen to the song? because the lyrics are a mere fraction of the experience that is mr. johnies jihad. how can you resist bush and the crawford coffee shop?
I shall listen to it today and look forward to it.
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"This is still a dangerous world. It's a world of madmen and uncertainty and potential mental losses,"
""If you're sick and tired of the politics of cynicism and polls and principles, come and join this campaign."
"Rarely is the question asked: Is our children learning?"
"There needs to be debates, like we're going through. There needs to be townhall meetings. There needs to be travel. This is a huge country."
OH, so many (and these are pre-selection ones; hardly grazed the iceberg).
Oh, that Wacky Bush & Dick. Little Georgie's got a jihad. Making the pie higher for everyone.
""There needs to be debates, like we're going through. There needs to be townhall meetings. There needs to be travel. This is a huge country."
thanks, those are a couple of my favourite too.
did you cook yesterday? I hope all went well, and
their wasn't to much snow and coldie woldie shiver me timberie weather? (sorry my son has tigger and pooh on so..filters through into my writing) god bleesie. morning people.