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Little Johnie's Jihad

by <{Baba^Yaga}>

Member since 2002 · Posted 24 Dec 2002 · Edited 24 Dec 2002 · 21 comments

It's 2 AM in the morning and Mazeree~Sheriff is on fire And, what with no forewarning? Was this your desire Johnny Walker!? So, Excuse me Mr. alquaeda, but please don't shave my beard Mr. Hubbard sent me into the desert until I'm clear It's 3 AM in the morning in John Ashcroft's study He swears that he saw this coming While he fondles his silly putty So, excuse me Mr. Spielburghenstein, but I dont believe in Jaws Could you pass me some more of your popcorn until he's gone? Little Johnie, it's little Johnie's jihad, he wrote a fatwah, He needs a jihad Little Johnny is uptight man he needs a jihad It's 4 AM in the morning, and the Taliban are hiding The CIA is searching As we carpet-bomb their poppies So, excuse me Mr. Bin Laden, but could you show me to your cave Cuz the bunker busters just keep on falling Let me in and I'll be your favorite slave Excuse me Mr. Bin Laden, but you've been, naughty and kind-of, obsolete Little Johnie, it's little Johnie's jihad, he wrote a fatwah, He needs a jihad Little Johnny is uptight man he needs a jihad It's 5 AM in the morning So, excuse me Mr. Bush, but could you set my passport straight My father came out of the closet And, I can barely masturbate Excuse me Mr. Bush, don't let the evildoers pro- create, i can't be late i gotta date Cuz, it's Little Johnie, it's little Johnie's jihad, he wrote a fatwah, He needs a jihad Little Johnny is uptight man he needs a jihad

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[7] brazen 24-Dec-02/4:28 PM Reply
there's an old tennessee saying...well, maybe texas, but definitely tennessee. it says, fool me once, shame on...shame on me. fool me again...well...well it says you can't fool me again.
[n/a] <{Baba^Yaga}> › brazen 24-Dec-02/4:32 PM Reply
who's fooling http://www.gangbox.com/mp3/little%20johnny's%20jihad.mp3
[7] brazen › <{Baba^Yaga}> 25-Dec-02/9:41 PM Reply
i'm not fooling, i'm actually giving my favorite of all time george bush quotes. yes, he really did say all of that in response to hussien saying he had no chemical weapons. yes, the man is a comical genuis.
[9] ecargo › brazen 26-Dec-02/8:28 AM Reply
Hee--yes, that's one of my favorites too; it is tacked on the wall right in front of me along with some other gems like:

"This is still a dangerous world. It's a world of madmen and uncertainty and potential mental losses,"

""If you're sick and tired of the politics of cynicism and polls and principles, come and join this campaign."

"Rarely is the question asked: Is our children learning?"

"There needs to be debates, like we're going through. There needs to be townhall meetings. There needs to be travel. This is a huge country."

OH, so many (and these are pre-selection ones; hardly grazed the iceberg).

Oh, that Wacky Bush & Dick. Little Georgie's got a jihad. Making the pie higher for everyone.






[n/a] <{Baba^Yaga}> › ecargo 26-Dec-02/11:49 AM Reply
"Rarely is the question asked: Is our children learning?
""There needs to be debates, like we're going through. There needs to be townhall meetings. There needs to be travel. This is a huge country."

thanks, those are a couple of my favourite too.
did you cook yesterday? I hope all went well, and
their wasn't to much snow and coldie woldie shiver me timberie weather? (sorry my son has tigger and pooh on so..filters through into my writing) god bleesie. morning people.
[9] ecargo › <{Baba^Yaga}> 26-Dec-02/1:10 PM Reply
I did not cook, but my brother did--baked ziti because he's considerate and a killer cook, and he even made me my own gravy without meat and sent me home with leftovers and a bottle of homemade wine--he's a good brother. Lots of hearty red wine and macaroni--yum. Tons of snow, but it was great; we haven't had a white Christmas in years and it was blizzardy and wonderful, a real barnstorming New England holidolly. Skidded and slipped up the road to hang out with friends and watch Monty Python and the Holy Grail--the SO was with his kid in PA, but it was otherwise a great, mellow holiday. Hope yours was too! bleesies to you to, Baba Yaga, and by the way, here's a belated 9 for your jihad jubilee. Hee.
[n/a] <{Baba^Yaga}> › ecargo 27-Dec-02/11:51 AM Reply
that's awesome. we watched monty python here too, then the montery rock festival on dvd. jimi's performance was 'out of control'. great minds think alike. Glad you guys are out of that drought now. cheers.
[10] INTRANSIT 24-Dec-02/5:32 PM Reply
Yours rocks as well, sir.
[8] <~> 24-Dec-02/5:35 PM Reply
and joe strummer's dead, so there's no more rockin' the casbah.

fuckit. merry jihad, h.
xo, z
[10] horus8 › <~> 24-Dec-02/5:56 PM Reply
yeah. bummer. would you like to hear one of his last radio shows? i can email the address to radio stations archive to you..it was a cool show..you'd like it. merry jihad z.sweetie b good and careful..watch out for slot machines and gin tables. <3h.o
[8] <~> › horus8 24-Dec-02/6:44 PM Reply
yeah, i'd love to. send it to me.
as for slots--i stay away from that den of iniquity...at least i have so far today.
[10] horus8 24-Dec-02/8:13 PM Reply
no thanks.i
[5] wOrnella Mutiw 24-Dec-02/9:10 PM Reply
Lolipop you've outdone yourself..here's a 5 for you, Fellini and a porn-star midget named Bridgett......
[n/a] <{Baba^Yaga}> › wOrnella Mutiw 24-Dec-02/9:52 PM Reply
don't you have some more inaccurate haikus to create? sundae~puddle? Kunt.
[n/a] SP REYNOLDS 25-Dec-02/1:07 AM Reply
Hey -
good for you, brother...I read the little comments last night while waiting in drunk tears for Santa Clause...I don't think he came, but I did, and then past out...
Merry hey day...
[n/a] <{Baba^Yaga}> › SP REYNOLDS 25-Dec-02/10:13 AM Reply
they 'man' called and said the telescope with galaxy finding software and the remote controled stealth fighter i bought for my son will be late to arrive (i was looking forward to teaching him how to use them wink wink) ah well there's always the spinach dip and new castle... STIPEND AHOY! OFF THE REARADMIRALS BOW.
[9] Quarton 26-Dec-02/8:50 AM Reply
An excellent and thought-provoking piece. Poor Little Johnny; poor brainwashed Little Johnny. Should someone tell him his seven virgins were all fucked by Bin Laden? And that Allah is really pissed. Not enough body bags filled with the bloody remains of innocent Jewish children. Allah Akbar indeed! A nine by my reckoning.
[n/a] <{Baba^Yaga}> › Quarton 26-Dec-02/11:55 AM Reply
i'm convinced that it's all the rockin they do while reading accompanied by all of that inverted sexual frustration and cave smoking at high altitudes. see, that's just unhealthy living, bad for the skin.
[5] poetandknowit 28-Dec-02/12:45 AM Reply
The only thing that saves this ditty is that it is a lyric. That is the only excuse for it. And in the perspective it is fine, but is it fine enough for Cake?
[n/a] <{Baba^Yaga}> › poetandknowit 28-Dec-02/10:32 AM Reply
that depends on whether it's being played acoustic in taos, or full electric on sunset blvd. i think they would enjoy the bush sound bytes we included in the song...and the electricution of my friend in the end..did you listen to the song? because the lyrics are a mere fraction of the experience that is mr. johnies jihad. how can you resist bush and the crawford coffee shop?
[5] poetandknowit › <{Baba^Yaga}> 28-Dec-02/10:37 AM Reply
I shall listen to it today and look forward to it.