It's 2 AM in the morning and Mazeree~Sheriff is on fire And, what with no forewarning? Was this your desire Johnny Walker!? So, Excuse me Mr. alquaeda, but please don't shave my beard Mr. Hubbard sent me into the desert until I'm clear It's 3 AM in the morning in John Ashcroft's study He swears that he saw this coming While he fondles his silly putty So, excuse me Mr. Spielburghenstein, but I dont believe in Jaws Could you pass me some more of your popcorn until he's gone? Little Johnie, it's little Johnie's jihad, he wrote a fatwah, He needs a jihad Little Johnny is uptight man he needs a jihad It's 4 AM in the morning, and the Taliban are hiding The CIA is searching As we carpet-bomb their poppies So, excuse me Mr. Bin Laden, but could you show me to your cave Cuz the bunker busters just keep on falling Let me in and I'll be your favorite slave Excuse me Mr. Bin Laden, but you've been, naughty and kind-of, obsolete Little Johnie, it's little Johnie's jihad, he wrote a fatwah, He needs a jihad Little Johnny is uptight man he needs a jihad It's 5 AM in the morning So, excuse me Mr. Bush, but could you set my passport straight My father came out of the closet And, I can barely masturbate Excuse me Mr. Bush, don't let the evildoers pro- create, i can't be late i gotta date Cuz, it's Little Johnie, it's little Johnie's jihad, he wrote a fatwah, He needs a jihad Little Johnny is uptight man he needs a jihad