Conversations with a Clock II

You only want to talk to me between swings, I mean I could take it if your tock and tick were just for me, trouble is you're just a tick and tock tart, dispensing your erudite wisdom for all to hear. Its not like I've got a lot of people to talk to, OK there is the web but thats not real its not the deal. There's old Jim at the paper stand he says hello, mind you he's a tart like you he says hello to everybody. That nice girl at MacDonalds always gives me a smile, but she is only after my money for Big Mac and fries, so I'm stuck with you and your promiscuous vacuity, with your tick and your tock and your tock and your tick.