I WANT TO BE THE PRESIDENT!

Member since 2003 · Posted 1 Jun 2006 · 5 comments

Kick me, Kick me when I'm down... (I want to be the president) Vote me in and throw me out... (I want to be the president) Big red buttons and foreign suppers Prime ministers, Kings, and Queens State of the Union and Constitution so many Camp David retreats. Send the troops to the desert sand... (I want to be the president) I love the press and CNN... (I want to be the president) What weapons of Mass destruction? Don't you know I have a brilliant plan? No reason for my impeachment. Don't forget who caught Saddam? Must ignore my approval polls... (I want to be the president) Stay away from the grassy knoll... (I want to be the president) Airforce One spells FUN FUN FUN! but never with my intern. Don't blame me or John Kerry for you voted for my second term.

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[8] Ranger 1-Jun-06/9:33 AM Reply

Amusing, presumably accurate. Loved the combination of big red buttons and foreign suppers.

'Airforce One spells FUN FUN FUN!'...heh...

[7] lmp 1-Jun-06/3:29 PM Reply

"for you voted for my second term."

did we now? he lost the popular vote, i thought. so really, the electoral college got him his second term.

like the satire. and the repeated line in () reminds me of a song on a german tecno album:
http://www.cduniverse.com/search/xx/music/pid/1389536/a/Das+Boot.htm

if you can get hold of it, the song is track 6 "I Wanna Be A Kennedy". take a listen...

love anything that takes a shot at Dubya. just work a bit on the rhythm; it reads a little choppy to me.

[8] deleted user 2-Jun-06/3:48 AM Reply

I am in full agreement with Imp. Anything that takes a shot at Dubya works for me. good job.

[8] amanda_dcosta 2-Jun-06/6:02 AM Reply

Which President do you want to be.... George Bush?

Think again buddy, you might really be inviting a 'kick me kick me'.

Other than that,... I like it.

[8] amanda_dcosta 2-Jun-06/6:03 AM Reply

P.S. I think this could go as lyrics