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Spider Meth Adventure (Free verse) by Y2kSlamPoet --
Just got away
from the spiders
and the web forest
in my room
and
have discovered that
I have a second name:
Spider-Maker
I created
an army of my own
specialy bred spiders
who are currently
conducting an invasion
and are determined to kill
then commit suicide
[Hallucinating on power-house stimulants is fun]
Up the ladder:
Giger cider
Down the ladder:
I WANT TO BE THE PRESIDENT!
Votes: (green: user, blue: anonymous)
Arithmetic Mean: 4.857143
Posted: September 20, 2003 6:43 AM PDT; Last modified: September 20, 2003 6:43 AM PDTWeighted score: 4.96158 Overall Rank: 8528 Comments:
Grow six more legs and lead them in their invasion.
Squat thrust and peel back your face.
no, i dont tolerate spiders very well.. -shrug-
they can die while i reep the fruits of war. im their creator, so they will obey!!
reminds me of a song..
"I don't like spiders and snakes the way they move the way they shake..if a spider gets killed how does that make it rain...how can I be the one to blame."-bnl I don't like spiders.
Don't take his anti drug propaganda to heart young one. Even Ashcroft likes a cocaine enima once in a while. the problem with dark angel and drugs is simple, notice.
Wheelchair no sexlife __________ X ____________ = A BAD TRIP constipation Mechanical charisma Could you imagine? Da, (in mechanical voice tripping balls) -- Waht are you staring at? 7-11 guy -- (hindu voice) pardon me please? Da-- I said what are you staring at towel head, quit looking at me like you want to buff my spokes, or clean my trachianomy tube vishnu, DAMN YOU. (he hits the button to activate his evacuation harness) Hindu #2 -- That gross fucking mechanical dolly enbrowned my freshly waxed an sealed linoleum. I hate 4x4 with harnesses an angels, especially when they are stoned.
well, im 18.. so he sounds like an imbecile, no chance of me taking his bab to heart.
lol.. you should do a series..
You are a very arrogant young man. You may think you are invincible, that your proud dungarees will be pulled up beyond your chin for all time. But how was it, do you think, that I became trapped inside my hideous mechanical gibbet in the first place?
Drugs, my lad.
Arrogant, yes, though much less than when i was just a tad younger, but:
i dont think im invincible, I've learned that in many painful ways. - life is a goddamn 0 warranty zone, you can die by simply standing on the sidewalk, a perfect choice for a hit and run, or worse: live only to end up in a wheelchair. - i know the risks i take, im probly more aware of what those risks are than you do. your cute cliche "12 and -dude lets try drugs, i never had drugs-utterances are far from factual reality, im not talking out my ass when i say that i have studied heavily about nearly all substances able to alter a mans state of mind. and dont try to save me, or impart your "sacred" fortune cookie wisedom, if the fools that came before you didnt effect me, then trust me, you will succeed only in looking cuddly and cute, yet still uptight.
don't talk to me about drugs like i don't know shit man i've been through shit you wouldn't believe like this one time i dropped about three pink jessops and couldn't even find them again even though they were right in front of me because i was so mashed from the night before when i got well drunk u fuckin n00b
n00b. lmao. your a hoot darkie.
I once took some drugs and thought my head was a giant potato!!! Perhaps you would like to hear some more of my nutty, drug-related anecdotes?
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