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Giger cider (Free verse) by grendal
On March tenth Iâll brew some cider,
Out will come a living, breathing Giger.
Another prodigy on this undeserving earth,
Could it be an angel has touched Mary and she hath given birth.
Oh know my friends I well tell you why,
I found a book and insideâ¦
All the secrets of mankind.
On page 1,988 it reads to make a prodigy all you need.
A death rattle, walrus pubic hair, a picture of medusas stare, iguanas
nail, a piece of mobyâs tale, witches wart, Hitlerâs little
millipede, a picture of your favorite prodigy.
Is worth the trouble you say.
Well you tell me he has ten paintings in a museum and he made five years
of age today.
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Weighted score: 4.96158
Overall Rank: 8533
Posted: September 11, 2003 10:02 PM PDT; Last modified: September 11, 2003 10:02 PM PDT
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I don't want it to be serious,
but if you want I can send you some white out
and you can do it yourself. -- scroll down...
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just kidding
thanks for the
comment, i am
still a grass-
hopper.