-=Dark_Angel=-, P.I.20 Sep 2003

Wow drugs man drugs shit have you got any drugs let's go get some drugs I've never had drugs before yeah well that's because you're only 12 here have this cigarette paper i've rolled into a tube shit man shit what if the feds see this whoa thats underground meth where did you get that it's totally hardcore fuck wank

[_] AABB rhyming scheme
[_] About romantic love
[_] About poetry-writing
[X] About suicide or self-mutilation
[_] Arbitrary indentation
[X] Arbitrary line breaks
[_] Autobiographical but in the third person
[X] Clerical errors
[_] Cliched imagery (staring out of window, pits of despair)
[_] Cliched rhymes (love/above etc.)
[X] Devoid of alliteration or any such linguistic embellishments
[X] Devoid of rhyme
[X] Devoid of simile, reification or any such literary devices
[_] Devoid of wond'rous or fantastical imagery
[X] Drug references
[_] Elves, unicorns, etc.
[_] Exclamation points used to mark 'the funny bits'
[_] Insipidly whimsical or zany
[_] Leaving rant
[_] Lower case only
[_] Melodramatic
[_] Naively religious or superstitious
[_] Obsessed with femininity
[_] Overabundance of ellipses
[_] Overuse of 'depression' words (putrid, wretched, darkness, etc)
[_] Pointedly unanswered questions
[X] Protagonist has a smug name
[_] Rage against the machine
[_] References to the author's 'social life'
[_] Repetition of a single word or phrase to the point of nausea
[_] Sanctimoniously moral
[_] Sentimental
[_] Self-pity
[_] Thesaurophilia
[_] Use of internet shorthand or emoticons
[X] Vicarious wish fulfilment