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I WANT TO BE THE PRESIDENT! (Other) by mindsigns
Kick me, Kick me when I'm down... (I want to be the president) Vote me in and throw me out... (I want to be the president) Big red buttons and foreign suppers Prime ministers, Kings, and Queens State of the Union and Constitution so many Camp David retreats. Send the troops to the desert sand... (I want to be the president) I love the press and CNN... (I want to be the president) What weapons of Mass destruction? Don't you know I have a brilliant plan? No reason for my impeachment. Don't forget who caught Saddam? Must ignore my approval polls... (I want to be the president) Stay away from the grassy knoll... (I want to be the president) Airforce One spells FUN FUN FUN! but never with my intern. Don't blame me or John Kerry for you voted for my second term.

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