Ask Z and she will tell you that this is clearly not a limerick. It is aabba or Abba misspelled. Hand over heart now! Proud to be an American, cuz at least I know I'm free.

ah, D. what can i say? the sentiment is genuine, and I can't help but join you in hoping my country gets a much-needed blessing or two. this little ditty, however, shows little craft. p&k seems to think you might be baiting me, calling this diatribe a limerick. while there is a cetain element of humor present, it doesn't please like a limerick is liable to. save your rants for the comment box. give us more HIGH ART when you submit a poem. when i read this, i feel so...unsatisfied.

Doylum I recieved your comment, and sent you a reply. I saw them both in the comments page and now they've disappeared. Anyway thank you for replying and if you could point out which common phrases, besides thick as thieves, I used in the poem. I try to be as unique as possible but after so many thousands of years of story-telling in human culture it's not so simple. If you have the time please let me know. Also I noticed it's even difficult for the humorist onboard to write without using well worn phrasiology, espacially of the piratey kind. Studied Persona? What happens if they find you actingreal, or I guess I should say not acting at all. Don't worry I won't tell.

birthmark. pffft you say the most silly things.

Its not my tirade at all dear, you miss. It shows no craft i'll grant, but then...

misleading historical tale, completely unfounded and doesnt even rhyme

you also lose, and i win. SO there

well, now that you have a fancy new user name, i see the error of my ways, and retract my comment. forgive me, oh fancy-winged {--=D=--} i beseech thee

I knew you'd like them, Fortnum and Mason don't ye know. They are a bit of a problem though, i keep forgetting about them and they tend to catch on doors jambs and latches and suchlike its also a pain when logging in i don't know how dirk does it all the time. I may have to remove them later if it all becomes to much. However i am pleased with them, so for now they can stay. Lots of love from the all new jobless but wing-ed {--=Doylum=--}

ps who the fuck gave this a 5?

how is this a limerick? what was it in response to?

This makes me want to vomit.