if ever this predicament ever befalls your lovely head again...do not poison his drink. send him blueberry muffins with one or two daddy long legs <without the legs> in the mix. they are the most poisonous spider in the world, but they can't bite humans. it works. i know. :) ~Jade

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This is funny as well as sexy...nice work. :) ~Jade

Sensual. :)

Well, I must say I love it. ~Jade

you guys are so cool. lol. enjoy the poetry. :) if you can call this rubbish i write poetry.

You are so sweet to say so Doylum. I am glad you enjoy my "poetry" I wish there wasn't a limit on the amount of poems I could write per week. When I get worked up over something I just wanna log on and write. But i can't as often as I want. but that's what all these poems are. Your comment made my day. Thanks. ~Jade

This poem made me hot. thats all i gotta say. lol. Love ~Jade

My dog just died a few weeks ago...He was the only animal I ever actually liked. He was 96% wolf-4% alaskan malamute. He was huge. He was beautiful. He hated water. We buried him in Blanchard on our friends farm where many of his offspring for four generations are living. Tasha Yarr, his mate, and Jenna, his lover, will be buried on either side of him. He even has a tombstone. It says "apaches moon...the best dog in the world...sire of 54." yep 54, and that only includes all of his... his name was Apache and his son Hannibal is already bigger than Tasha and could knock me down. My brother tried to teach him to sic. He won't. Although he once bit this guy walking through our backyard. lol. Hannibal...supposedly name after Hannibal the Great of course. It's funny the looks we get when we tell people his name. We were gonna name him Quiccher, cause he whined all the time as a pup and when people asked what the hell that annoying noise was we could say "oh thats just quiccher bitchin." lmao. well i g2g cook lunch. ~Jade

:) i am glad you've read the books. not many people i know have. my favorite book under 200 pages is ella enchanted. i like ender's game series too. ~Jade The Golden Dragon- if anyone out there can tell me what book Shwe Nat came from I'll be impressed.

Normal trailer park life. only thing missing is playing in the sprinkler-<a few holes punched in the hose> i like it. :)

thank you for the advice and i'll be sure to follow it. keep the ambrosia under lock and key and tell your "brother" to cool his jets. lol. i love francis and only francis and i like his name, although he seems to be set on changing it when he's 18. lol. ~Jade

I seriously doubt he merely scanned it for the details he mentioned: "...does this mean i can mount you like a flat head...steal your otterskin medicine bag and slingshot, and then mount you again " plus the comment about totems. and what is this about him not speaking to me? he was being rude in his comment and it sparked an awkward three-day long conversation. that's all...if he doesn't wish to "speak" with me anymore, fine. he can just stop writing. but he really should read the books if he hasn't already. blah blah I don't care to speak to you anymore. Sincerely ~Jade

ya know, this commentary keeps getting stranger and stranger....lol.well...dinner sounds good, but the horseback riding and.....um...movie...aren't so....appealing to me at the moment. i love francis...i wanna spend the rest of my life here on earth and wherever we end up afterwards-with him. so, no, screwing houston and francis is out of the question, well maybe franny, but...yea, whatever...AAAnyways, go back to your gf/lover/wife/whatever and get over the fact that we aren't meant to be...*places back of hand on forehead and sighs* so tragic...lol. i love you man...it's been entertaining.

Ya know, this is the longest poeme I have ever read and not gotten bored at any point in it. Some people just write and write and write in circles until they find they have unduly made their point. You held me enraptured the entire time and I reread this a few times to make sure I didn't miss anything. I didn't. Thanks for a very nice, but strange story....Love ~Jade

O.O this means nothing of the sort Bachus, it only means that I read. the earth childrens series is my favorite series of books, that is all i was saying. I will NOT masturbate with a cheesegrater, i like pain, but not to that extent. you are quite rude. i don't think i like you. My 16th bday is just a few days away, so dont call me 13. You will never mount me like a flathead, will never play with my foreskin and i hope you get over your boredom soon.....sincerely, Jade

I've a 13+ reading average...that says nothing to you guys i guess...all i ever do is read. godswife read jean m. auels earth childrens series. or laurell k hamiltons club vampire series. they are the best. this year im reading classics. emily bronte and the such. a tale of two cities, i tried that one in 6th grade, but i could never get past the first page. don't think me stupid for love. I've been to europe and am going again this summer if i make all a's which im sure i will. i masturbate frequently enough for a girl. I will look into the books you have suggested. thank you for your thoughts.......jade.

Dinner AND a Movie....maybe, but you know, I have Francis...or "the guy in houston" lol. I want him to take me to Galveston and the coast....mmm....sex on the beach...be sure to use a blanket, otherwise you'll get sand up your ass....my mom told me that...ew. lol. this site is so fun. love, jade

I like the visions you made with the words Thunder is big and all caps Lightning is crooked and the raindrops are falling. i like this. keep up the good work. ~Jade

oh, and Bachus- did you know the 5th book in the Earth Children's Series finally came out this year? it did. its the best so far i think. it is like the first and second, i think the third was basicly a sex-filled romance and the fourth was quite sparse and jumpy. :) its called the shelters of stone. read it.