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20 most recent comments by ALChemy (1401-1420) and replies

Re: a comment on The Hawk by Dovina 13-Nov-05/7:08 AM
Thanks pal.
You know you could make alot of money replying for famous peoples fan mail. Although I imagine you'd leave many a fan scratching their head. 7 years of college and finally somewhere to use it.
Re: a comment on Headlines by Dovina 13-Nov-05/6:59 AM
Huh?

I think what you mean is that we're not being offered cures just narcotics and FYI the whole reason that's so is for the sake of profit.
Re: a comment on Headlines by Dovina 13-Nov-05/6:49 AM
What's the difference the Krauts were still there.
Re: a comment on The Hawk by Dovina 13-Nov-05/5:31 AM
Only when it includes subtle anal sex references.
Re: a comment on The Hawk by Dovina 13-Nov-05/5:16 AM
That would be a first.
Re: a comment on The Hawk by Dovina 13-Nov-05/5:08 AM
That is the most profound thing you've said ever.
Re: a comment on Headlines by Dovina 12-Nov-05/4:31 PM
I read palms too. 5 dollars a hand.
Re: a comment on Headlines by Dovina 12-Nov-05/4:29 PM
How Ironic. She mentions WWII and death by flu and a product of Germany is about to now save flu inflicted lives.
Re: The Hawk by Dovina 12-Nov-05/4:19 PM
Man's greatest folly is that he's forgot how to think beyond language.
Re: a comment on The Hawk by Dovina 12-Nov-05/4:14 PM
"<~> always jumps my -but- so I'm gonna jump yours."
This is how sexual abuse is passed down.
Re: a comment on The Hawk by Dovina 12-Nov-05/3:44 PM
Besides,it's a small price to pay to rid the world of republicans.
Re: a comment on The Hawk by Dovina 12-Nov-05/3:42 PM
Don't they allow bigamy over there?
Re: a comment on Headlines by Dovina 12-Nov-05/3:34 PM
Sorry, my bad. What I meant to say is your poem is more Panda like.
Re: a comment on The Hawk by Dovina 12-Nov-05/8:15 AM
"Lots of hits, but no comments". Kinda like road kill.
Needs a line or two to bridge the gap between time settings.
Some good images in here though.
Re: a comment on The Hawk by Dovina 12-Nov-05/8:12 AM
Cool! Back to the future. Now if only I can go back in time in my Ford Pinto and get Zodiac and Dovina to kiss then the new messiah can be born to rid the world of republicans.
Re: a comment on Posted Pelicans by Dovina 12-Nov-05/6:00 AM
Yeah baby, yeah! Grooovy.
Re: a comment on Headlines by Dovina 12-Nov-05/5:53 AM
So far the responses you've recieved are:
It's about the media.
It's about blame.
It's about prophacy.

I think you're closer to pandemonium than pandemic.

Try it from the perspective of a dog.

Dog's Diary by Fido (Ree rerse)

Day 1: I chased and killed a bird
Day 2: Wrestling with Master my bite got out of hand
Day 3: In the doghouse
Day 4: The Master has forgiven me
Day 5: The Master stays home
Day 6: The Master stays in bed
Day 7: The Master forgets to feed me
Day 8: The Master stays sleeping
Day 9: I think The Masters dead


And I know you could write it even better than I did.
Re: a comment on trully, madly, deeply by Blindpoetry 11-Nov-05/8:51 AM
Damn Muslim servers will do it to ya every time.

Love is surrender. This is why you're incapable.

Maybe some Viagra might help?
Re: a comment on I don't rhyme enough, eh? by Niphredil 11-Nov-05/7:55 AM
Birds of a feather.
Re: a comment on I LOVE A PROSTITUTE by Bhaskaryya 11-Nov-05/7:47 AM
You don't love an 8 year old girl?! This will explain why when you have a daughter she will grow up to be a prostitute and Mascara-wait no-Basketball-Ah what ever the fuck his name is! will fall madly in love with her (probably while she's snowballing him). And all because you didn't love her you heartless bastard. :~(


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