Salad Tossing
In prison's a very large man
Six-eight, quite tattooed, his name's Dan
With syrup or Spam
or blueberry jam
Of salad-tossing Dan will make you a fan.
Qualing
An eccentric professor at Yale
was consumed with a passion to quale.
That quirky old Phil
danced like Buffalo Bill
And wished he'd been born a female.
Disemboweling (for Trevor)
The landlord looked in with a scowl
"I've put up with perversions quite foul.
I don't mind what you do
Just clean up when you're through.
Use a Shop-Vac if you must disembowel!"
P.S. I have no idea if 'qualing' is spelled right. The fellow who wrote
it down for me is spectacularly bad at spelling. For those of you who
dispute the place of disembowelment in these poemes, it shows up because
Trev was talking about it as an arousing act. Don't blame me.
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