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La théologie pour les Politiciens (Haiku) by wilco
Religious zealot! Place your brown hands in the air. Give me your wallet. Forced to ground zero. Watch the mushroom clouds rise slow. Where are the babies? Presidential words Mean nothing to the blown up. Wash your hands clean now. Into the future Donkey selling free money. Blaming love of force. Into the bleak past The hopeless Christian wanders. Forcing love of blame. What’s a boy to say? If this Haiku offends you You are uptight bitch.

Up the ladder: Astronomical
Down the ladder: Happy 40th Anniversary

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Arithmetic Mean: 7.2222223
Weighted score: 6.111111
Overall Rank: 1109
Posted: April 7, 2004 8:45 PM PDT; Last modified: April 7, 2004 8:45 PM PDT
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[8] nentwined @ 66.92.28.14 | 8-Apr-04/4:44 PM | Reply
hilarious. some of them are definitely weaker than others (#2, #4, #5). But, you know, just hilarious. :)
[n/a] wilco @ 24.176.102.131 | 8-Apr-04/7:15 PM | Reply
I can't believe I've gotten no "guffs" and no irate rants from Zodiac....feeling left out....
[8] nentwined @ 66.92.183.34 > wilco | 18-Apr-04/4:01 PM | Reply
"guffs"
[n/a] wilco @ 24.176.102.131 > nentwined | 18-Apr-04/6:09 PM | Reply
all right. much better.
[9] zodiac @ 67.240.155.212 > wilco | 18-Apr-04/4:12 PM | Reply
I can't believe I'm the emblem of irate ranting on this site. Are you fucking blind??!!! Oh, now I've gone and dirtied myself again.... I hope you're satisfied........
[n/a] wilco @ 24.176.102.131 > zodiac | 18-Apr-04/5:07 PM | Reply
I feel much better, thanks. But if it makes you feel any better...at least you are one of the few people who's irate rants make any sense....
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