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Gen. Rockman & his dirt encrusted clicker brigade

Member since 2003 · Posted 15 Nov 2003 · 6 comments

Dood, the laser mousies have started marching. 300 bums in a library- all of them drunk, clickin like madmen. The mountain of zero rises to unimaginable heights- four dollars a click really motivates those used to asking for spare change. -Rockman gone crusader mad- LINE THOSE GODDAMN CLICKERS AND FUCKING MARCH- IF THE MOUSE DIES SO DO YOU! GET THE KING, DIRECT COURSE TO e7 YOU DIRT ENCRUSTED KNIGHTLINGS!! -dirty moocher #1- Fuck man, who gave that crazy bastard the supreme ones meth stash? Pass that fucking rum bottle bitch- take the edge from the screamin. -encrusted pauper #2- That sculptor must think hes Napoleon reincarnated with a super meth enema and an 8-ball of pure colombian- thought the french were fucked then? Now they are. -Rockman with a white nose- SILENCE IN THE RANKS YOU FILTHY MOUSEMEN CLICK DAMN-- >grabs chest< *gasp* NO SURRENDER!!!! INFERNAL OLE' TICKER!!#(*@??? >sudden burst of flatulence< ZEROED BIZZZNNA--- *groan* *sigh* >sudden release of bowel contents< -dirty moocher #1- That ole crazed sculptors dead man!? Thought he'd never shut-up. -dirty pauper #2- Lets take his cash and clothes and get the fuck away from these computers- I don't want to see a mouse ever again damnit!

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[10] Shardik 15-Nov-03/2:04 AM Reply

A real Yerkel

[n/a] Y2kSlamPoet › Shardik 15-Nov-03/2:13 AM Reply

Indeed- think chris rock will have me as a musical guest with this skit?

[5] Shuushin 15-Nov-03/7:21 AM Reply

Would probably be good as a performance piece.

I imagine an enraged 14 year old, resplendent in his street creds and hard won disrespect for the "man" and how society is oppressing him and his "posse" of "homies", a few gold chains and base-ball cap doing that arm crossing thing that was popular in the early 90's. Yo yo you â

Maybe spice it up with some âizzaââs at the end of a few sentences.

yeah, that would be dope. Do it.

-5- (same shit, different day)

[n/a] SupremeDreamer › Shuushin 15-Nov-03/3:18 PM Reply

DA was the inspiration for Y2k's identity- the wigger thing, and yo yo doOOD.

But anyway, my alter ego aside: 18- a thing against authority in general, and a wonderful obsession with being an underdog.

No "homies"- a few trusted friends though, that i can count on-
and a huge book collection, left to me from my father, along with other things. Oh? And MPD. well, not really- since i control which face I'll be using from time to time.

[n/a] INTRANSIT 15-Nov-03/8:56 AM Reply

Unfortunately I was unaware of the voting war that was taking place and I inadvertently added to the melee.
I zapped myself a blue zero and a blue four and richa a blue 10 because I honestly belive his poetry right now is better than the two I have on the top list. I am guilty as charged!!!!

[n/a] SupremeDreamer › INTRANSIT 15-Nov-03/3:20 PM Reply

Well.. I didn't accuse- horus did?

But its good you admit your shame.