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Gen. Rockman & his dirt encrusted clicker brigade (Free verse) by Y2kSlamPoet Dood, the laser mousies
have started marching.
300 bums in a library-
all of them drunk,
clickin like madmen.
The mountain of zero
rises to unimaginable heights-
four dollars a click really motivates
those used to asking for spare change.
-Rockman gone crusader mad-
LINE THOSE GODDAMN CLICKERS
AND FUCKING MARCH- IF THE MOUSE DIES
SO DO YOU! GET THE KING, DIRECT COURSE
TO e7 YOU DIRT ENCRUSTED KNIGHTLINGS!!
-dirty moocher #1-
Fuck man, who gave that crazy bastard
the supreme ones meth stash?
Pass that fucking rum bottle bitch-
take the edge from the screamin.
-encrusted pauper #2-
That sculptor must think hes Napoleon
reincarnated with a super meth enema
and an 8-ball of pure colombian-
thought the french were fucked then?
Now they are.
-Rockman with a white nose-
SILENCE IN THE RANKS YOU FILTHY MOUSEMEN
CLICK DAMN-- >grabs chest< *gasp*
NO SURRENDER!!!! INFERNAL OLE' TICKER!!#(*@???
>sudden burst of flatulence<
ZEROED BIZZZNNA--- *groan* *sigh*
>sudden release of bowel contents<
-dirty moocher #1-
That ole crazed sculptors dead man!?
Thought he'd never shut-up.
-dirty pauper #2-
Lets take his cash and clothes
and get the fuck away from these computers-
I don't want to see a mouse ever again damnit!
Up the ladder:
The Hunter, the Hunted, and the Bystander
Down the ladder:
Fair Warning
Votes: (green: user, blue: anonymous)
Arithmetic Mean: 5.0
Posted: November 15, 2003 1:43 AM PST; Last modified: November 15, 2003 1:43 AM PSTWeighted score: 5.0 Overall Rank: 7625 Comments:
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Shardik @ 24.126.116.54
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15-Nov-03/2:04 AM
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A real Yerkel
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Y2kSlamPoet @ 204.31.171.119
> Shardik
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15-Nov-03/2:13 AM
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Indeed- think chris rock will have me as a musical guest with this skit?
Would probably be good as a performance piece.
I imagine an enraged 14 year old, resplendent in his street creds and hard won disrespect for the "man" and how society is oppressing him and his "posse" of "homies", a few gold chains and base-ball cap doing that arm crossing thing that was popular in the early 90's. Yo yo you â Maybe spice it up with some âizzaââs at the end of a few sentences. yeah, that would be dope. Do it. -5- (same shit, different day)
DA was the inspiration for Y2k's identity- the wigger thing, and yo yo doOOD.
But anyway, my alter ego aside: 18- a thing against authority in general, and a wonderful obsession with being an underdog. No "homies"- a few trusted friends though, that i can count on- and a huge book collection, left to me from my father, along with other things. Oh? And MPD. well, not really- since i control which face I'll be using from time to time.
Unfortunately I was unaware of the voting war that was taking place and I inadvertently added to the melee.
I zapped myself a blue zero and a blue four and richa a blue 10 because I honestly belive his poetry right now is better than the two I have on the top list. I am guilty as charged!!!!
Well.. I didn't accuse- horus did?
But its good you admit your shame. 313 view(s)
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