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Gen. Rockman & his dirt encrusted clicker brigade (Free verse) by Y2kSlamPoet
Dood, the laser mousies
have started marching.
300 bums in a library-
all of them drunk,
clickin like madmen.
The mountain of zero
rises to unimaginable heights-
four dollars a click really motivates
those used to asking for spare change.
-Rockman gone crusader mad-
LINE THOSE GODDAMN CLICKERS
AND FUCKING MARCH- IF THE MOUSE DIES
SO DO YOU! GET THE KING, DIRECT COURSE
TO e7 YOU DIRT ENCRUSTED KNIGHTLINGS!!
-dirty moocher #1-
Fuck man, who gave that crazy bastard
the supreme ones meth stash?
Pass that fucking rum bottle bitch-
take the edge from the screamin.
-encrusted pauper #2-
That sculptor must think hes Napoleon
reincarnated with a super meth enema
and an 8-ball of pure colombian-
thought the french were fucked then?
Now they are.
-Rockman with a white nose-
SILENCE IN THE RANKS YOU FILTHY MOUSEMEN
CLICK DAMN-- >grabs chest< *gasp*
NO SURRENDER!!!! INFERNAL OLE' TICKER!!#(*@???
>sudden burst of flatulence<
ZEROED BIZZZNNA--- *groan* *sigh*
>sudden release of bowel contents<
-dirty moocher #1-
That ole crazed sculptors dead man!?
Thought he'd never shut-up.
-dirty pauper #2-
Lets take his cash and clothes
and get the fuck away from these computers-
I don't want to see a mouse ever again damnit!
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