IM THE MASTER OF PARODY

HORUS TAUGHT ME THE SPECIAL POWERS OF PARODY, HE WAS THE FIRST ONE TO COIN UP THE IDEA, DUNTCHA KNOW? I WAS THE SECOND POET ON THE RANKER EVER TO DO IT! MANY ARE JEALOUS, SPECIALLY THAT DARK-ANGEL DUDE! HES WIERD YA KNOW, GOTS LOTS OF LIL HENCHMEN AND STUFF, HAS THIS EVIL JET BLACK MECHANICAL WHEELCHAIR WITH WATER GUNS ATTACHED, AND EVEN A LITTLE HOLE UNDER HIS ANUS SO HE WON'T GET POO ON THE FLOOR! YOU EVER HEAR HIM SPEAK? DOOD, ITS LIKE DARTH VADER ON PCP, REALLY!! HE PLANS TO DESTROY ME, OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT, BUT ITS OK, I FORGIVE HIM! TOODLES MY PEEPS! MAY THE FORCE BE WITH YOU!