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Bottom on the heath

Member since 2002 · Posted 1 Aug 2002 · 4 comments

If I were a bandit I'd wear special kinds of clothes A spangely top, tight leather mask and laddered panty hose If I were a bandit You'd find me on the heath With a special friend I met today Whose names considerable Keith If I were a bandit 'Stick up' i would shout But only when in private Could i carry such things out If i were a bandit I might ride a great black stead But only when our Ken were tired would i feel the need If i were a bandit I'd bandit every day But this is all conjecture Since I am not gay.

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[3] deleted user 1-Aug-02/8:10 PM Reply

Yup. Crap. Shows potential, then falls apart.

[7] horus8 1-Aug-02/8:33 PM Reply

Fuckkkkkklkkkk.,.i totally fumbled plains of africa part 7 ..it erased fuckkkkk.. it was great...it was perfect..it had taripin turtles and the cross eyed heynna and everything fuckkkkkk.and heron and fish and beak shit fuck now i gotta go play piano, but me memory is sharp and when i come back you are getting it!just for you ..you are gonna luv it so i'll leave you with part 1 and 2 in the meantime(1)
the rhino shits.its early in the morning as the sun begins to strike the hard green dew soaked plains under Killimanjaro. the hulking beast turns and hesitantly sniffs it's piled shit. the turdpack steams.a gazelle leaps quietly through the high grass. the rhino turns and lumbers off. his horn is up. his "hoof" trot high.
the rhino squats low in the shade of the cypress..the lion pride stares and licks lips. rhino falls asleep with shit on heel. fly on horn tip.tail whips slow.
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[n/a] ==Doylum 3-Aug-02/5:34 PM Reply

thank you for the beginings of your magnum opus, i dare say that if you strive had enough you may manage to haul it up to a level just below mediocrity. I suggest you look at he works of forestchild7 for inspiration. Do keep trying i shall look forward to your next instalment.

[7] horus8 3-Aug-02/5:45 PM Reply

that's where he put's the erased comments. the bottom of the heath. DA is a commenting burying basard, he makes it look like i'm dingy and talking to myself cuz the dark one removes his from inbetween. let us break wet wind in his study. not that he has ever studied anything other than little buy bottoms and dr. suess, upside down and upon his potty chair. poo on you two