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Blue Collar Beat (Free verse) by Big Daddy "Blue Collar Beat - where slam-poetry meets motherfuckin' TECHNO-POP in
a hot BALLSY new sound and attitude for Y2K!!!!!"
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!!!!
"A life-artist, and motherfuckin' ACTION-POET in the tradition of Jack
Kerouac, Jim Morrison and Arthur Rimbaud!!!!!!!!!"
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!!!!
"The work of Jeremi Handrinos is spawned by the non-stop CHAOTIC ROLLER-
COASTER OF AN ADVENTURE that has been his life since he was born on the
fringes of motherfuckin' Blue Collar America on August 7 1974!!!!!!!!!!!"
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!!!!
"For the last 20 years it's been INDIANA-JONES-IN-THE-TEMPLE-OF-FUCKING-
DOOM, TWENTY-FOUR MOTHERFUCKINâ SEVEN! I have never had a vacation; I
have never been relaxed. For me the only way out has always been my
motherfuckin' imagination!!!!!!!!!!!"
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!!!!
"Parents divorced when he was nine motherfuckin' months old, Jeremi grew
up in a rough-and-motherfuckin'-tumble blue-motherfuckin'-collar world!!!
!!!! Dad won custody and explained to the little motherfucker that his
Mom was very young and did not want to settle down!!!!!!! Jeremi
remembers his Dad tried his best but was always away -- either working
construction or pursuing his motherfuckin' side-careers as a POT-AND-
COKE DEALER and highly skilled motherfuckin' CAT BURGLAR!!!!!!!!!!!"
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!!!!
While his Dad was serving time (for 10 of his first 17 years) Jeremi was
raised by his motherfuckin' grandparents or motherfuckin' step-
grandparents, or by the occasional motherfuckin' step mom who was
inevitably some PISSED-OFF motherfuckin' housewife with more
motherfuckin' kids than she could handle!!!!!!!!!!! Left to fend for
himself emotionally, Jeremi sought refuge in books -- at first studying
the motherfuckin' pictures and making up his own motherfuckin' stories!!!
!!!!!!!!!"
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!!!!
"Then when he was four, his real Mom (whom he had not seen since he was
age 9 months) magically reappeared and kidnapped him from his
grandparents -- spiriting him off to Hawaii for a year!!!!!!!! Jeremi's
Mom was a VAMPISH HALF-GERMAN HALF-COLOMBIAN MANSLAYER ..."
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!!!!
" ... whose prime goal was using her looks and charms to manipulate her
way up the motherfuckin' social ladder!!!!!!!!!!! She forced little
Jeremi to learn how to read in order to keep himself busy -- she'd
abandon him for weeks on end at a motherfuckin' beach house while she
ran around Kauai with A STRING OF AFFLUENT MEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!!!!
"A voracious motherfuckin' reader by age 5, Jeremi tore through
motherfuckin' Hawaiian mythology books, The motherfuckin' Bible, plus an
endless "choose-your-own-motherfuckin'-adventure" series -- all of which
jolted his already creative mind with A MEGABOOST OF MOTHERFUCKIN'
IMAGINATION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!!!!
"Eventually his Dad's criminal ventures provided a bigger motherfuckin'
house, a bigger motherfuckin' car and private motherfuckin' schools!!!!!!
!!!! All of which ended abruptly when he drove his 10-yr-old son home
from school and saw their house surrounded -- Jeremi found himself A
HIGH-SPEED CAR-CHASE with his Dad down the 110 freeway from motherfuckin'
Colton all the way to motherfuckin' Chino, a dozen motherfuckin' cop-
cars in hot motherfuckin' pursuit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Jeremi's motherfuckin'
testimony at his Dad's motherfuckin' trial got him off the motherfuckin'
charges of CHILD-ENDANGERMENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!!!!
"With his father back in the motherfuckin' slammer, Jeremi continued
living on his own and attending classes erratically, but because of his
reading comprehension skills being off the charts he was able to win his
teachers over with charming excuses and high motherfuckin' test scores!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!! A NATURAL MOTHERFUCKIN' ATHLETE he excelled at football,
motherfuckin' acrobatics and fighting -- a surefire direct route to
respect in the playgrounds of every new school he attended. He even
managing to collect $13,000 in debts owed to his father while
incarcerated, but his motherfuckin' step dad stole the motherfuckin'
money!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!!!!
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Posted: October 16, 2003 9:52 AM PDT; Last modified: October 16, 2003 9:52 AM PDTWeighted score: 4.865529 Overall Rank: 10359 Comments:
Oh. I see you can't be trusted. Thanks for the warning.
1 Scarface was better.
You watch it last night?
No. Today. For the first time ever. My wife was raving about it so we bought, and watched. It was good. I could see the "live by the sword die by the sword" right off the bat, so I knew where it was going. He died with his boots on though.
Yeah, but I'd rather die riding an ostrich.
fairly engaging.
and in interesting format.
And I thought you were bright.
And I thought you were a stunningly good judge of character - maybe we were both right.
(besides, I was trying to be polite - dick. Don't say anything to big daddy - he scares me)
Call me Richard, the third. You fucking turd.
check out the horus8 home page
Then what happens?
you become inspired to write like Big Daddy
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Free plugs are, well, hard to come by.
Thank you.
I, of course, must give this a 10. But there are some errors I would like to point out.
1. My step mother stole the 13 grand. (Jane)
2. My mother is actually Hungarian, Basque, and German, South American indian.
3. Motherfucking, works better. I've never been
fond of diminutives.
I'm pleased you can laugh still being that
backed up and constipated. It means there
is still hope.