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Blue Collar Beat (Free verse) by Big Daddy

"Blue Collar Beat - where slam-poetry meets motherfuckin' TECHNO-POP in a hot BALLSY new sound and attitude for Y2K!!!!!" Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!!!! "A life-artist, and motherfuckin' ACTION-POET in the tradition of Jack Kerouac, Jim Morrison and Arthur Rimbaud!!!!!!!!!" Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!!!! "The work of Jeremi Handrinos is spawned by the non-stop CHAOTIC ROLLER- COASTER OF AN ADVENTURE that has been his life since he was born on the fringes of motherfuckin' Blue Collar America on August 7 1974!!!!!!!!!!!" Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!!!! "For the last 20 years it's been INDIANA-JONES-IN-THE-TEMPLE-OF-FUCKING- DOOM, TWENTY-FOUR MOTHERFUCKIN’ SEVEN! I have never had a vacation; I have never been relaxed. For me the only way out has always been my motherfuckin' imagination!!!!!!!!!!!" Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!!!! "Parents divorced when he was nine motherfuckin' months old, Jeremi grew up in a rough-and-motherfuckin'-tumble blue-motherfuckin'-collar world!!! !!!! Dad won custody and explained to the little motherfucker that his Mom was very young and did not want to settle down!!!!!!! Jeremi remembers his Dad tried his best but was always away -- either working construction or pursuing his motherfuckin' side-careers as a POT-AND- COKE DEALER and highly skilled motherfuckin' CAT BURGLAR!!!!!!!!!!!" Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!!!! While his Dad was serving time (for 10 of his first 17 years) Jeremi was raised by his motherfuckin' grandparents or motherfuckin' step- grandparents, or by the occasional motherfuckin' step mom who was inevitably some PISSED-OFF motherfuckin' housewife with more motherfuckin' kids than she could handle!!!!!!!!!!! Left to fend for himself emotionally, Jeremi sought refuge in books -- at first studying the motherfuckin' pictures and making up his own motherfuckin' stories!!! !!!!!!!!!" Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!!!! "Then when he was four, his real Mom (whom he had not seen since he was age 9 months) magically reappeared and kidnapped him from his grandparents -- spiriting him off to Hawaii for a year!!!!!!!! Jeremi's Mom was a VAMPISH HALF-GERMAN HALF-COLOMBIAN MANSLAYER ..." Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!!!! " ... whose prime goal was using her looks and charms to manipulate her way up the motherfuckin' social ladder!!!!!!!!!!! She forced little Jeremi to learn how to read in order to keep himself busy -- she'd abandon him for weeks on end at a motherfuckin' beach house while she ran around Kauai with A STRING OF AFFLUENT MEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!!!! "A voracious motherfuckin' reader by age 5, Jeremi tore through motherfuckin' Hawaiian mythology books, The motherfuckin' Bible, plus an endless "choose-your-own-motherfuckin'-adventure" series -- all of which jolted his already creative mind with A MEGABOOST OF MOTHERFUCKIN' IMAGINATION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!!!! "Eventually his Dad's criminal ventures provided a bigger motherfuckin' house, a bigger motherfuckin' car and private motherfuckin' schools!!!!!! !!!! All of which ended abruptly when he drove his 10-yr-old son home from school and saw their house surrounded -- Jeremi found himself A HIGH-SPEED CAR-CHASE with his Dad down the 110 freeway from motherfuckin' Colton all the way to motherfuckin' Chino, a dozen motherfuckin' cop- cars in hot motherfuckin' pursuit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Jeremi's motherfuckin' testimony at his Dad's motherfuckin' trial got him off the motherfuckin' charges of CHILD-ENDANGERMENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!!!! "With his father back in the motherfuckin' slammer, Jeremi continued living on his own and attending classes erratically, but because of his reading comprehension skills being off the charts he was able to win his teachers over with charming excuses and high motherfuckin' test scores!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!! A NATURAL MOTHERFUCKIN' ATHLETE he excelled at football, motherfuckin' acrobatics and fighting -- a surefire direct route to respect in the playgrounds of every new school he attended. He even managing to collect $13,000 in debts owed to his father while incarcerated, but his motherfuckin' step dad stole the motherfuckin' money!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!!!! THANK YOU FOR READING MY POEME PLEASE VOTE NOW AND LEAVE A COMMENT

richa 16-Oct-03/2:34 PM
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