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Molecular Parasitology Nerdcore Rap (Lyric) by Retaliate
I always thought I’d like to rap like Zack de la Roche, you know - get some anger out But to be honest I’m afraid to yell that loud What the hell, figured I’d give nerdcore a shot It's like hardcore only less hard and more nerd. I’ve got the nerd, but not the core But I’m not worried So let me tell you just a little bit more... I’m a micro-fucking-biologist, (that’s right) (uh-huh) a molecular parasitologist Science! (What we need is just a little more...) Science! (only in nerdcore can I talk about...) Science! Have you had enough, or are you complaining because This whole nerdcore thing is a bandwagon like nothing before Most scientists aren’t thieves, its only me because, you see I can make an opening in MC Frontalot’s armour Like an antibody attack A complement cascade leading to total membrane failure I haven’t seen damage like this since I got mucocutaneous leishmaniasis In Brazil, made me Ill for three years It’s really a thrill to have my nose grow back Words of wisdom I wouldn’t have my nose if it weren’t for science Science! (What we need is just a little more...) Science! (only in nerdcore can I talk about...) Science! What do I have to back all this up? Frontalot could put a cap in my ass if I don’t shut up Or at least cap a cup of his piss and throw it at my car as he drives by In his Porsche with three women (who are all fine) What’s wrong with me? I’m not usually this confrontational It’s just situational Rapping just makes people disagreeable It’s a scientific fact. And who am I to argue? Change the subject one last time Did you know that there is a disease that prevents you from being able to take a shit? How can you compete with that. Its like growing up And I got beat all the time and now I’m a scientist With lame ass rhymes? Name the price and I’ll pay it Give me a life as a saviour For a world that just needs a little more science. Because I’m a micro fucking biologist (That’s right) (uh-huh) a molecular parasitologist.

Down the ladder: The empty room

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Arithmetic Mean: 6.4444447
Weighted score: 5.7222223
Overall Rank: 1881
Posted: August 12, 2003 6:15 PM PDT; Last modified: August 12, 2003 6:15 PM PDT
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Comments:
[9] http://mulberryfairy @ 216.195.145.161 | 12-Aug-03/8:01 PM | Reply
Yeah, you're a nerd. "Bandgeek" wipes his poo-less ass with guys like you. It is kind of like Ben Fold's "Rockin the Suburbs"- he's one angry dwarf.
[n/a] JoyLuck @ 68.75.23.95 > http://mulberryfairy | 12-Aug-03/11:35 PM | Reply
i hate that song
i detest it haha
[7] horus8 @ 24.126.113.154 | 13-Aug-03/12:18 AM | Reply
Sounds like you need a vacation.
[10] Patsy @ 24.79.239.114 | 13-Aug-03/5:45 AM | Reply
Ha! i like it, if only because i'm still laughing.
[7] Caducus @ 62.105.119.105 | 13-Aug-03/6:05 AM | Reply
Enjoyable but the titles so paisley.
[9] ecargo @ 208.249.92.99 | 13-Aug-03/8:16 AM | Reply
fucking hilarious
[6] dancin_n_da_moonlite @ 64.12.116.135 | 21-Jan-05/1:32 PM | Reply
um.......id like to say i understood more than three or four lines of this but i cant......i'll give you a 6 though since it sounds like i might have liked it if i had understood it.........

-mega
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