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He Looks Great In Lycra (Free verse) by GAY AS FU*K
I danced all night in my tight black shirt, I was strutting my stuff and being a flirt. This black man started gyrating in lycra, So I went up and said 'Your so fit and I really like ya' Luckily for me he liked me too, I told him all the things with him I wanted to do. His cock was so big it bent in the middle, He followed me to the gents while I went for a piddle, He whacked out his throbbing salami, His boyfriend saw and went barmy, He slapped me and called me a bitch, and said if i have him I'm bound to itch, Because he's a hussy who really likes pussy, But cannot decide if he wants to switch. It was a real shame, For he looked so great in lycra, But thats just the game, And you don't play with a tiger. So now I am lonely without sex for a while, I still have his number but am scared to dial, Nevermind theres plenty more waiting, and at least I have my right hand for masturbating.

Down the ladder: Ode to the Renesis

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Arithmetic Mean: 6.625
Weighted score: 5.43703
Overall Rank: 3003
Posted: August 6, 2003 5:52 AM PDT; Last modified: August 6, 2003 5:52 AM PDT
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[8] horus8 @ 24.126.113.154 | 6-Aug-03/7:27 PM | Reply
What a bummer, it was so good till you tossed the end.
[8] Lifeboatman @ 202.78.97.13 | 6-Aug-03/8:32 PM | Reply
I really don't know what lycra is but... 8
[7] Mona Lisa @ 62.105.119.105 | 7-Aug-03/6:08 AM | Reply
You have a talent for sucking at many things.

But it did make me laugh and spit my Coke on to the screen.
[n/a] Caducus @ 172.214.77.230 | 10-Jan-06/9:33 AM | Reply
What a talent
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