I danced all night in my tight black shirt, I was strutting my stuff and being a flirt. This black man started gyrating in lycra, So I went up and said 'Your so fit and I really like ya' Luckily for me he liked me too, I told him all the things with him I wanted to do. His cock was so big it bent in the middle, He followed me to the gents while I went for a piddle, He whacked out his throbbing salami, His boyfriend saw and went barmy, He slapped me and called me a bitch, and said if i have him I'm bound to itch, Because he's a hussy who really likes pussy, But cannot decide if he wants to switch. It was a real shame, For he looked so great in lycra, But thats just the game, And you don't play with a tiger. So now I am lonely without sex for a while, I still have his number but am scared to dial, Nevermind theres plenty more waiting, and at least I have my right hand for masturbating.