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We'll be Louvers and shade (Pimple) by <{Baba^Yaga}>
I you dont love me I will crie If you shant love me I'll eated your brie an say "Who cut thy cheiz" Unstill you smile Sweit chile'd Oh me sweit chile'd You shile love me I'm a swearing and teddy beering Hug me Let me unfurl rug thee? A redcarpet for live And sox I ment six Fulck Forgit it You know i gotz rubards. Let me sweat checks. Lorde, your so appalling to me I can barely contaiminaint myshelf. Lorde your hot A scorcher. iffin I may say Okay? Love, love, sweit chile'd Is wat I behaiving for you in my soil. Sory I, unaturaly ment sole. You givest me a pole. Thatsinwhy I am flinging your flaggit hi. Shit............. I ment flagee. You wansta know why Sweaty pie? Puree louve Puree sweat louve bangbe. You know I gotz my rubards So late me in sweat cheeks. We'll be louvers.

Down the ladder: The Fucktory

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Weighted score: 6.58396
Overall Rank: 622
Posted: July 31, 2003 4:24 PM PDT; Last modified: July 31, 2003 5:04 PM PDT
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[n/a] INTRANSIT @ | 31-Jul-03/5:29 PM | Reply
sit down. you're gonna pull something.
[n/a] <{Baba^Yaga}> @ > INTRANSIT | 31-Jul-03/5:31 PM | Reply
Too late, i believe I just pulled a fast one.
[10] god'swife @ | 31-Jul-03/5:45 PM | Reply
Ahhhhh, The Don Perignon of Pimplery. Majestic mis-spells and Royal Ruminations on the Theme of Lovey-dovey. They should have a special 10 for this perhaps with orange wing-ends and a crown. Can some one in administration manage that?
[9] http://mulberryfairy @ | 31-Jul-03/7:16 PM | Reply
"rubards?" That's the onliest word I couldn't translate. Nice mix of Bible pronouns and teenage misspellings. I was crying by the time I got to "sweaty pie".
[n/a] horus8 @ > http://mulberryfairy | 1-Aug-03/1:50 AM | Reply
Exactly, I fused rubbers with Rhubarb to feed of the pie trick. Can you forgive me?
[9] http://mulberryfairy @ > horus8 | 4-Aug-03/7:09 PM | Reply
"Your" so sexy with your rubards. Makes me want to taste your sweat strawberry rubards.
[9] http://mulberryfairy @ | 31-Jul-03/8:34 PM | Reply
You better tell me what "rubards" are! The suspense is killing me. I keep thinking rhubarb, but I guess I am just hungry. Your poetry is as sweet as rhubarb.
[9] http://mulberryfairy @ | 5-Aug-03/10:03 AM | Reply

Britney (Pimple) by Ataryu

I have not felt her angelic touch
Which has to be so grace
Nor the warmth of her lips
Or her sweat embrace

Didn't you copyright this sweat thing?

[n/a] <{Baba^Yaga}> @ > http://mulberryfairy | 5-Aug-03/11:22 AM | Reply
No, but once I copyrighted a highly contagious disease by rhyming it with pepsi. (hep c)
[9] baphomet @ | 12-Sep-03/11:58 PM | Reply
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