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Nude pictures of children at work

by Shardik

Member since 2003 · Posted 21 Jun 2003 · Edited 4 Oct 2003 · 13 comments

When I'm alone I sure weep When I write I cherry bomb When I dance I boogie nude When I pickle It really hurts When I poem I say fuck off cunt When I eat I use a titanium straw When I jerk off I jerk a lot When I race I oil up & shave When I dream I lick your face When I laugh People Pi When I sigh I postulate to a turkey call When I impale It's for keeps When I KKK It's niggeriffic When I cook Spiders sing falsetto When I flip My socks babtise Satan When I swim I ear breathe water When I edit Poodles explode in China When I pen paper Toilets underflow When I molt Snakes move to Ireland When I comb my hair I don't need a mirror When I sin God breast feeds Red-herring And when I fuck You still just tv. dinner. One day soon I'll use the back's of your poems To start a magazine called "Wiseacring kitsch". Then I will rape your words with stickmen flip books.

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13 comments

[0] deleted user 3-Jul-03/2:33 PM Reply
Your need help.
[n/a] <{Baba^Yaga}> › deleted user 3-Jul-03/3:53 PM Reply
You have the imagination of a house wife, indeed, pity.
[n/a] Bachus › deleted user 4-Jul-03/11:42 AM Reply
Do you mean "your" in the Ebonical singularly posessive, or was that just one of those typos we all hate tremendously Margaret?
[9] <~> › Bachus 23-Jul-03/11:06 PM Reply
door #2, sirrah.

this is carol merrill in a micromini, with a trayload of canapes and champagne. who can get closest without going over?
[n/a] SupremeDreamer › deleted user 23-Jul-03/11:21 PM Reply
you need more sex.. have a dildo, let the waters go from that tight dam, let the river flow, please go, hoe. ;)
[n/a] mrpresident 4-Oct-03/7:31 AM Reply
Poems are not you forte'. You need to be arrested and hung by your testicles over a vat of molten lava.
[10] Jeremi B. Handrinos › mrpresident 4-Oct-03/10:35 AM Reply
Did that last week, try again. Perhaops you're just not picking the right poems of mine to read?
[n/a] SupremeDreamer › Jeremi B. Handrinos 4-Oct-03/10:53 AM Reply
I dont think you have any gooey cheap romance novel type material that would cause her to drip.

perhaps S&M would please her though, she does have an obsession with inflicting pain upon a mans testie's.

oh yeah, ive gone kamikaze! enjoy the show, i think it will be amusing.
[10] Jeremi B. Handrinos › mrpresident 4-Oct-03/3:07 PM Reply
If poems aren't my forte? I'm fucked! Because, that's all i have left besides the porsche and a couple million in the bank and my beautifull wife and son, and my art collection, and my pregnant weimerweiner. God, i wish someone would have told me sooner. Thank god for you.
[n/a] poetandknowit › Jeremi B. Handrinos 4-Oct-03/7:26 PM Reply
Bummer! I guess it is back to sucking cock for you!!
[10] Jeremi B. Handrinos › poetandknowit 4-Oct-03/8:44 PM Reply
Precisely, right when I think you and I are on different pages? A Bob Seegar rock block comes on. One thing though,
People pay me to suck my cock, because I have a bad gag reflex (and between me and you? it gives me the willys).
[n/a] J.B. Manning › mrpresident 17-Oct-03/2:27 PM Reply
That was the least creative thing I have ever heard...hung over a vat of molten lava? pu-lease
[8] INTRANSIT 4-Oct-03/3:43 PM Reply
one day soon? why not now? i'm feeling a little left out. i haven't recieved my weekly beating in some time. quite woe-some am i.