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Nude pictures of children at work (Free verse) by Shardik When I'm alone
I sure weep
When I write
I cherry bomb
When I dance
I boogie nude
When I pickle
It really hurts
When I poem
I say fuck off cunt
When I eat
I use a titanium straw
When I jerk off
I jerk a lot
When I race
I oil up & shave
When I dream
I lick your face
When I laugh
People Pi
When I sigh
I postulate to a turkey call
When I impale
It's for keeps
When I KKK
It's niggeriffic
When I cook
Spiders sing falsetto
When I flip
My socks babtise Satan
When I swim
I ear breathe water
When I edit
Poodles explode in China
When I pen paper
Toilets underflow
When I molt
Snakes move to Ireland
When I comb my hair
I don't need a mirror
When I sin
God breast feeds Red-herring
And when I fuck
You still just tv. dinner.
One day soon I'll use the back's of your poems
To start a magazine called "Wiseacring kitsch".
Then I will rape your words with stickmen flip books.
Up the ladder:
Teletubbies shall not hate.
Down the ladder:
Gems of love, stones of war
Votes: (green: user, blue: anonymous)
Arithmetic Mean: 6.375
Posted: June 21, 2003 8:29 AM PDT; Last modified: October 4, 2003 7:20 AM PDTWeighted score: 5.3697944 Overall Rank: 3257 Comments:
Poems are not you forte'. You need to be arrested and hung by your testicles over a vat of molten lava.
Did that last week, try again. Perhaops you're just not picking the right poems of mine to read?
I dont think you have any gooey cheap romance novel type material that would cause her to drip.
perhaps S&M would please her though, she does have an obsession with inflicting pain upon a mans testie's. oh yeah, ive gone kamikaze! enjoy the show, i think it will be amusing.
If poems aren't my forte? I'm fucked! Because, that's all i have left besides the porsche and a couple million in the bank and my beautifull wife and son, and my art collection, and my pregnant weimerweiner. God, i wish someone would have told me sooner. Thank god for you.
Bummer! I guess it is back to sucking cock for you!!
Precisely, right when I think you and I are on different pages? A Bob Seegar rock block comes on. One thing though,
People pay me to suck my cock, because I have a bad gag reflex (and between me and you? it gives me the willys).
That was the least creative thing I have ever heard...hung over a vat of molten lava? pu-lease
one day soon? why not now? i'm feeling a little left out. i haven't recieved my weekly beating in some time. quite woe-some am i.
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this is carol merrill in a micromini, with a trayload of canapes and champagne. who can get closest without going over?