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New school nursery rhymes (Free verse) by DeadtotheWorld
Some one’s in the kitchen with Dina Some ones in the kitchen, gotta go Some one’s in the kitchen with Dina And that someone is a Ho Tickle tickle little star How thy wonders who you are Up above the clouds so high I just wish that you would die Sacrifice all your gases and Hope that your ass collapses Ring around the roses Striking out your poses Ashes to Ashes Just fall to Dust Little Miss Muffet sat on a puppet Eating her birds and brains Along came a spider and shat in her cider Now the little bugger has no legs Jack be nimble Jack might be quick But he just synched his Ball sack with that candle stick One Two buy some shoes Three Four slam my Door Five Six check out chicks Seven Eight stay up late Nine Ten let the fun begin

Down the ladder: Tiddles Breathes his Last

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Arithmetic Mean: 6.0434785
Weighted score: 6.02471
Overall Rank: 1242
Posted: June 14, 2003 11:24 PM PDT; Last modified: June 14, 2003 11:24 PM PDT
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Comments:
[9] INTRANSIT @ 152.163.252.72 | 15-Jun-03/8:21 AM | Reply
nutcase. and not far from right.
[10] Freethinker1602 @ 68.48.88.129 | 15-Jun-03/11:37 AM | Reply
the last two were brilliant
[7] thepinkbunnyofdoom @ 24.209.21.223 | 15-Jun-03/11:40 AM | Reply
Could have been done better, should have ryhmed better in some places (i.e. Jack be nimble, but he just synched his) and You forgot some major ones such as Humpty Dumpty, Litte Mack Horner, and Little Miss Blew Sheep. -1- just because you took my Idea and fucked it up. J/K -7-.
[5] horus8 @ 24.126.113.154 | 15-Jun-03/12:31 PM | Reply
Shat, shate, and shating make reading any poor poets poem worth it, but the rest of your work here is shat, and particularly general and unimaginative. Perhaps if you would have fucked Dina with a dwarf's gnarled caloused fist holding a square bowling ball? Or turned the spider into Carl Jung's left testicle carrying a rose in it's teeth, maybe if you added the noise of an airplane flying overhead, or a loudspeaker ending a factory's break, I might of felt more connected?
[10] LosT SykoPath @ 12.242.211.218 | 18-Jun-03/12:09 AM | Reply
shit that was fun making thoes..you gotta do more
[0] forsaken @ 24.198.100.62 | 18-Jul-03/6:48 AM | Reply
You're just fucking around with stuff what made childhood easier to get though. Plus its a simple copy, not even of anything great. Excapt of memories of being young and blind to the World of Hate.(0)
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