If your computer seems to be crashing more often lately You should give me a call because after all I'm just a techno whore I go door to door doing what I do best better than all the rest working with your hard drive making sure it's alive yes I charge a fee don't use that against me I have bills to pay what else can I say I'm just a techno whore I go door to door doing what I do best better than all the rest Experience is how I know Diversity is how I grow I'll strip down your PC Just you wait and see After you've been with me You too will want to be a Techno Whore like me We stay up on latest trends cause you never know when it ends We're are Techno Whores we go door to door doing what we do best better than all the rest H T T P is where you'll see more information about me I put my life online it's there too help me unwind You think I'm a nerd That's just cause of what you've heard Cause actually If you look carefully you'll see I'm just a Techno Whore I go door to door doing what I do best better than all the rest