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Limerick № 48716

AIDS in a nurse

by <{Baba^Yaga}>

Member since 2002 · Posted 7 May 2003 · Edited 10 May 2003 · 5 comments

There once was some AIDS in a nurse, but the prognosis gets even worse. Because she came down with SARS, from cruising the bars. With no Kung-foo-gayce in her purse. Because, one fateful night she got raped. By a delivery boy and his plate of General Tsao's chicken, with an autistic Wiccan. That coughed where his chopstick was stapled.

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[8] Ranger 8-May-03/1:54 PM Reply
Yikes! Funny, very funny most certainly.
I'd like to see "even gets" changed around, it sounds better. 8
[8] Ranger › Ranger 8-May-03/1:55 PM Reply
Even though the last one isn't really a limerick...
[n/a] horus8 › Ranger 8-May-03/2:52 PM Reply
They are both not limericks actually. The top one is closer though obviously. Thanks for the eight mate. Tell me, how's blade these days?
[0] nocturnalism 30-Sep-04/10:15 PM Reply
Dark Angel is better. He is my hero.
[1] Edna Sweetlove 15-May-06/4:54 PM Reply
Raped/plate/stapled do NOT rhyme. You must have the aural equivalent of dyslexia.