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bottoms up (Limerick) by suckmychucks
Drinking is bad for your bladder. Don’t drink when you're climbing a ladder. And unless you're a pro with a rake and a hoe, Don’t drink when you're using the latter.

Up the ladder: Fate
Down the ladder: The Missing Love

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Arithmetic Mean: 4.125
Weighted score: 4.764676
Overall Rank: 11419
Posted: April 9, 2003 12:04 PM PDT; Last modified: April 9, 2003 12:04 PM PDT
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[7] thepinkbunnyofdoom @ 24.209.19.37 | 9-Apr-03/12:38 PM | Reply
Witty.
[n/a] suckmychucks @ 64.41.39.80 > thepinkbunnyofdoom | 10-Apr-03/7:28 PM | Reply
i'm "witty" one minute, and "not witty" the next. oh why do you torment me so? i feel i shall lose sleep over this paradoxical turn of events! *fans bosom*
[7] thepinkbunnyofdoom @ 24.209.19.37 > suckmychucks | 11-Apr-03/3:30 AM | Reply
I found this to be witty because, unlike your others,this one was quite funny. Maybe its because it is the name works so well, or maybe its just the image of someone drunk falling on their bum. Either way its much more humorish and has an appeal that the other pieces you wrote. Anyway there is clear mental image and a sense of FUN in its inmature nature. Your others lack in that fold.Therefore I deem this piece worthy of reading unlike the others.
;)
[n/a] suckmychucks @ 64.41.24.245 > thepinkbunnyofdoom | 11-Apr-03/8:19 PM | Reply
thanks for the cookie. now edit your sentences before you stop breathing for 50 seconds at a time.
[7] thepinkbunnyofdoom @ 24.209.19.37 > suckmychucks | 11-Apr-03/8:49 PM | Reply
Why?? To be honest your not worth that much of my time. I gave you about 30 seconds out of my busy morning, which is quite nice of me I'd say and even that was too much.
[0] razorgrin @ 192.197.143.141 | 10-Apr-03/11:08 AM | Reply
Shitty. Sounds like you just discovered booze. You're all "hee hee, look, I'm drinking BEER!" So lame.
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