Sublime Street Morals

Dirty Deeds and Double Dealing Are of the Tale of which I’m Revealing There was this girl named Madoline She decide to dump here nice boyfriend She couldn’t make him angry; no she couldn’t make him mad So She decided that she’d make him sad Little did she see the tears in his eyes As she spouted all her golden lies That night she went out with Slader Tito found out just Three days later He was past the point of Talking So he picked up his piece and started Walking Got to Slader’s and went she opened the door Put the nine to his head and fell to the floor Half an Hour went by before the police arrived Pronounced it a premeditated suicide In Tito’s pocket they had found a note With tears in his eyes here are the words that he wrote It read “dear Madoline I just wanted to see you one last time goodbye.” He signed it, Tito, unable to live this lie That night, Madoline She cried tears but not for him She cried cause she had been so dumb Slader was cute but nothing more than a lazy ass bum Just one thought kept on going thru her head since Tito died Apparently the bed always looks better from the other side