A Fistful of Haiku

Remember the time Before you ever grew pubes Smooth without shaving I will buy a shirt with Osama bin Laden It will be the bomb Hey dorky baby, Won't you talk nerdy to me? I'll wax your glasses On the morning drive the car shakes and vibrates too I must cross my legs So Markie is hot. Too bad she has a boyfriend. I could kick his ass. I woke up at four. I turned on 'S Club Seven.' I turned off the sound. I just saw a chick with a belly so damn big her fly was bursting. 'Ghosts of Mars' is great Two people come together to kick zombie ass. Alien possessed Zombie Ass on planet Mars that is what they kick. Weapon held, he said, 'Hey Big Tits, get in the car.' and then he nailed her. Where's both Elliott and Kristy, whose friend Maggie is a real cutie. So Maggie is hot. I bet she has a boyfriend. I could kick his ass. I just saw Markie in fishnets and hooker boots. I can't help looking. There's more to look at, both pleasing and grotesque too, up the hill at 'STU'. She went by again, Markie that damn fine hottie, as if to taunt me. Lipstick doesn't help Trollgly looking fat-asses. Wipe that shit away. Beauty and Trollgly they were talking together. Well, whats up with that? Not all facetious was Matt's response to Haiku which I wrote toda