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A Fistful of Haiku (Haiku) by HaikuMofo
Remember the time
Before you ever grew pubes
Smooth without shaving
I will buy a shirt
with Osama bin Laden
It will be the bomb
Hey dorky baby,
Won't you talk nerdy to me?
I'll wax your glasses
On the morning drive
the car shakes and vibrates too
I must cross my legs
So Markie is hot.
Too bad she has a boyfriend.
I could kick his ass.
I woke up at four.
I turned on 'S Club Seven.'
I turned off the sound.
I just saw a chick
with a belly so damn big
her fly was bursting.
'Ghosts of Mars' is great
Two people come together
to kick zombie ass.
Alien possessed
Zombie Ass on planet Mars
that is what they kick.
Weapon held, he said,
'Hey Big Tits, get in the car.'
and then he nailed her.
Where's both Elliott
and Kristy, whose friend Maggie
is a real cutie.
So Maggie is hot.
I bet she has a boyfriend.
I could kick his ass.
I just saw Markie
in fishnets and hooker boots.
I can't help looking.
There's more to look at,
both pleasing and grotesque too,
up the hill at 'STU'.
She went by again,
Markie that damn fine hottie,
as if to taunt me.
Lipstick doesn't help
Trollgly looking fat-asses.
Wipe that shit away.
Beauty and Trollgly
they were talking together.
Well, whats up with that?
Not all facetious
was Matt's response to Haiku
which I wrote toda
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