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Joshua goes to Canaan

Member since 2003 · Posted 3 Mar 2003 · 3 comments

'Twas a sad day in Cannan; When Joshua crossed the Jordan. Jericho was a city, a city it's no more. The only thing he spared, was a traitorous whore. Goodbye to all the women. Goodbye to all the men. Goodbye to all the cattle, hello, hello the gold. Ai was just a small town, whose men were very brave. They went to fight the Isralites, their city they must save. Goodbye to all the women. Goodbye to all the men. We'll keep the cattle this time, but the city gotta burn. The Gibeonites were sneaky, with the Jews they signed a treaty. The trick it worked, their lives were saved. Their future now is lived as slaves. Jeruselem and Hebron. Jarmuth and even Eglon. Lachish, Libnah and Makkedah. Spare none and we'll get far. Don't talk to me of holocaust. The guilt's not mine to share. Just look into your Bible. The holocaust is there. 'Twas a sad day in Cannan; When Joshua crossed the Jordan.

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[10] Bachus 3-Mar-03/4:37 PM Reply
Fuck the jews, they are the ones that think they are cool and the chosen people. i say let them fight their own wars if god is on their side, fucking racist crosseyed red hair inbred bastards not to mention homos, and short with funny lookin noses, now the welsh and the celts and greeks are cute and the latin and some negresses are hot ASIANS! WOW! I LOVE HOT ASIAN chicks though, but jew brods are just to fucking melissa Rivers for me, and thyat means DIRTY!. 10!
[6] Crakyamuni 3-Mar-03/6:15 PM Reply
Twas the night before chanuuka and all through the smoke
not a bowl was burning not even a toke
[6] Crakyamuni 3-Mar-03/6:15 PM Reply
Twas the night before chanuuka and all through the smoke
not a bowl was burning not even a toke