For Horus

Member since 2002 · Posted 24 Dec 2002 · 5 comments

This is how we: Basketball spin the world Rip stop flag unfurled Hair pull toilet flush and alternator brush Dog kick poke the spit armageddon in a fist Lie down couch float carpet thread sky the smoke Door knob curb smack Teeth matches in a rack Porn bush egg nog soap whiskey burn string a rope Light pop oatmeal crash Stone leg bric-a-brac Knockwurst into Spam Cuts you in the can Christmas tree doused in bleach Ice flies and burns the beach!

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[10] <{Baba^Yaga}> 24-Dec-02/3:50 PM Reply

dude, that's fucking rad. have a REAL BACHIAN SWAGGER AWARD! FOR LAYING PIPE WITH HYPE WHILE HUNTING SNIPE chewy wewwy wicky boo. 10.

[8] <~> 24-Dec-02/6:53 PM Reply

i've got this terrible feeling of deja vu...

well done, mockingbird.

[9] brazen 24-Dec-02/10:00 PM Reply

zz's right...deja vu. once again, i find myself breaking into billy joel while reading something. damn you people. now it'll be in there all week.

[8] kaykat 25-Dec-02/12:01 PM Reply

I like it, reminds me of a dream I had once.

[8] horus8 18-Jan-03/9:58 PM Reply

every time i read this..i just snicker. 8.