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The Call of Duty (Haiku) by waltfreakinwhitman
In my Hanes boxers In spite of my best efforts Fragrant steaming turd

Up the ladder: This Stinks
Down the ladder: Ask Dr 2

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Arithmetic Mean: 3.7380953
Weighted score: 3.7381163
Overall Rank: 13530
Posted: June 18, 2002 3:50 PM PDT; Last modified: June 18, 2002 4:08 PM PDT
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Comments:
[10] horus8 @ 24.126.113.154 | 15-Jul-02/12:08 AM | Reply
Thank god I didn't spill my bong reading this one cuz dude it's hillarious. kudost
[10] Tarquin De La Bog @ 212.140.118.231 | 13-Aug-02/5:37 PM | Reply
This is pure genuis. 10. Alright, it may be purely purile genius, but it's genius alright folks. Sir, if I met you in the street, I'd be honoured to shake your hand. Why this poem finds itself in the worst poem list is, quite frankly, beyond me.
[8] anagram @ 195.92.194.15 | 17-Aug-02/4:45 PM | Reply
Sadly I agree with Tarq.Very humerous.
[8] anagram @ 195.92.194.15 | 17-Aug-02/4:48 PM | Reply
Will try to use the correct fingers the next time I try to type HUMOUROUS (UK)
[10] Bachus @ 24.126.113.154 | 2-Sep-02/4:55 PM | Reply
i see you're fond of torpedoing. i'm fond of nothing.i'm not fond of you. henchman..
[10] wordsphincter @ 205.188.208.106 | 17-Sep-02/11:44 PM | Reply
yes man, just yes
[6] royalflesh @ 67.115.84.106 | 18-Sep-02/12:50 AM | Reply
Maybe you should change brands or get off the bran-meal diet. Its funny the way simplicities become relevent. 6
[10] cleverdevice @ 212.219.142.161 | 20-May-03/9:13 AM | Reply
Hmmm, follow-through!
[10] Glasseyez @ 204.49.132.59 | 9-Feb-06/9:03 PM | Reply
It is the worst shit I have ever read
I give you a 10 and a lollipop maybe no scratch the lollipop
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