The Call of Duty

by waltfreakinwhitman

Member since 2002 · Posted 18 Jun 2002 · Edited 18 Jun 2002 · 9 comments

In my Hanes boxers In spite of my best efforts Fragrant steaming turd

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9 comments

[10] horus8 15-Jul-02/12:08 AM Reply

Thank god I didn't spill my bong reading this one cuz dude it's hillarious. kudost

[10] Tarquin De La Bog 13-Aug-02/5:37 PM Reply

This is pure genuis. 10. Alright, it may be purely purile genius, but it's genius alright folks. Sir, if I met you in the street, I'd be honoured to shake your hand. Why this poem finds itself in the worst poem list is, quite frankly, beyond me.

[8] anagram 17-Aug-02/4:45 PM Reply

Sadly I agree with Tarq.Very humerous.

[8] anagram 17-Aug-02/4:48 PM Reply

Will try to use the correct fingers the next time I try to type HUMOUROUS (UK)

[10] Bachus 2-Sep-02/4:55 PM Reply

i see you're fond of torpedoing. i'm fond of nothing.i'm not fond of you. henchman..

[10] wordsphincter 17-Sep-02/11:44 PM Reply

yes man, just yes

[6] royalflesh 18-Sep-02/12:50 AM Reply

Maybe you should change brands or get off the bran-meal diet. Its funny the way simplicities become relevent. 6

[10] cleverdevice 20-May-03/9:13 AM Reply

Hmmm, follow-through!

[10] Glasseyez 9-Feb-06/9:03 PM Reply

It is the worst shit I have ever read
I give you a 10 and a lollipop maybe no scratch the lollipop