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Ode № 29285

The Yellow Penguin

by ahmyerda

Member since 2002 · Posted 9 Dec 2002 · 5 comments

Fickle Biscuit snide and contrite in your shitey wee wrapper. A couple with my cuppa every night at six o'clock turns me into a fat arsehole.

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[10] Jigg 9-Dec-02/4:10 PM Reply
Well let's see it started pretty badly, it tailed off in the middle and the less said about the end the better but on teh whole quite quite brilliant, well done ahmyerda, well done have a biscuit, or don't. Nae cunt likes a fat arsehole
[n/a] Bachus 9-Dec-02/4:21 PM Reply
oh come on. don't exaggerate..."would you care for one waifer thin mint".
[n/a] <~> › Bachus 9-Dec-02/8:09 PM Reply
i'll have the lot.
[n/a] <~> › Bachus 9-Dec-02/8:10 PM Reply
and don't skimp on the pate'.
[10] Jigg › Bachus 10-Dec-02/10:59 AM Reply
Ees eet only WAAAfer theen?