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Limmerick, Starring Andy (Limerick) by MuDvAyNe
(In Scottish Accent) There once was a Scotsman named Andy, He went to the pub for a shandy, he blew off the froth used his kilt as a cloth, and the barman said, "blimey, thas handy"

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Arithmetic Mean: 6.5625
Weighted score: 6.3762455
Overall Rank: 808
Posted: October 11, 2002 8:37 AM PDT; Last modified: October 15, 2002 2:31 AM PDT
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[10] Nicholas Jones @ 137.44.1.200 | 12-Oct-02/7:11 AM | Reply
Superb!
[8] INTRANSIT @ 152.163.188.72 | 12-Oct-02/1:11 PM | Reply
Goofy n clean fun.
[8] INTRANSIT @ 152.163.188.72 | 12-Oct-02/1:12 PM | Reply
On second thought......
[n/a] Frass @ 151.200.59.81 > INTRANSIT | 12-Oct-02/11:47 PM | Reply
Bloody funny and syllabically spot on.
[8] Yardbird @ 212.219.142.161 | 25-Oct-02/8:30 AM | Reply
Nicely done!
[9] deleted user @ 212.219.142.161 | 4-Nov-02/5:01 AM | Reply
Ahhh G, dis poem, like weally bwought a tear to ma eye, Big it up 4 ur madskillz.U got sum soul in dem words man.
[7] lunar @ 195.92.67.71 | 12-Jan-03/2:25 PM | Reply
Is it the kilt that is handy? or something else? v gd tho
[10] DeadtotheWorld @ 12.72.80.244 | 14-Nov-03/9:20 PM | Reply
Nice
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