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i got a really big fan (Ode) by Flattop
I decided to do an upgrade I mapped out all the scene.. I backed up all my data I wiped my hard disk clean I went down to the store I said i'll have chip and RAM I made sure i bought good quality I got a really way big fan I bung it all together I as all good techies do I put the RAM in the Motherthingy I put the blower on the CPU I carefully obeyed the instructions I am a patient man I even put the thermal paste I smeared it on that fan I closed up all the panels I tightly stowed the cable I put the bolts back in the holes Im a techie i am able I selected the version of software I consider myself fairly clever I even had a name to call it It was going to be Now or Never I plugged the computer in I tripple checked my work I was on a dammed surity Ok i was a jerk Did i mention i got a really big fan Phallic it may be It really knows how to suck and blow But enough of comedy I reached aroung the back I pugged the beast right in I reached for the holy on switch I was about to commit a sin I pressed the red button The one that makes it go i watched as the computer started up I watched the processor blow I pulled off the panels I wanted to see the wrong I looked at my huge big fan I saw the smoke was gone I saw and smelt the plastic burnt I let out a horrible din for its no point having a GREAT BIG fan If you dont plug the fucker in I wept a thousand tears I let out an evil hiss I went down to the store again Its kinda humbling this If you do an upgrade If you think you are a king Take it from a techhead dont commit a sin If you buy something really big If you want to brag and boast I'ld make sure you plug your big fan in Or yur CPU is toast

Up the ladder: a goodbye fish

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Arithmetic Mean: 5.0666666
Weighted score: 5.0587196
Overall Rank: 6793
Posted: October 7, 2002 12:33 AM PDT; Last modified: October 7, 2002 12:33 AM PDT
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Comments:
[8] sliver @ 63.191.105.141 | 5-Nov-02/9:40 AM | Reply
Nice, First comes sometimers, then mosttimers, then alzheimers.
[8] Nicholas Monson @ 195.92.67.69 | 4-Dec-02/4:19 AM | Reply
Wonderful light verse
[8] horus8 @ 24.126.113.154 | 6-Dec-02/5:36 PM | Reply
funny..the end starts to toss and turn a bit, but funny, funny shit.
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