i got a really big fan

I decided to do an upgrade I mapped out all the scene.. I backed up all my data I wiped my hard disk clean I went down to the store I said i'll have chip and RAM I made sure i bought good quality I got a really way big fan I bung it all together I as all good techies do I put the RAM in the Motherthingy I put the blower on the CPU I carefully obeyed the instructions I am a patient man I even put the thermal paste I smeared it on that fan I closed up all the panels I tightly stowed the cable I put the bolts back in the holes Im a techie i am able I selected the version of software I consider myself fairly clever I even had a name to call it It was going to be Now or Never I plugged the computer in I tripple checked my work I was on a dammed surity Ok i was a jerk Did i mention i got a really big fan Phallic it may be It really knows how to suck and blow But enough of comedy I reached aroung the back I pugged the beast right in I reached for the holy on switch I was about to commit a sin I pressed the red button The one that makes it go i watched as the computer started up I watched the processor blow I pulled off the panels I wanted to see the wrong I looked at my huge big fan I saw the smoke was gone I saw and smelt the plastic burnt I let out a horrible din for its no point having a GREAT BIG fan If you dont plug the fucker in I wept a thousand tears I let out an evil hiss I went down to the store again Its kinda humbling this If you do an upgrade If you think you are a king Take it from a techhead dont commit a sin If you buy something really big If you want to brag and boast I'ld make sure you plug your big fan in Or yur CPU is toast